Morepork Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Tell me you are real Neil? and that you too are not a part of this elaborate experiment to poke fun at us mere mortals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Just now, trevdi9 said: our lass says if those make up brushes slip it could create havoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Honestly - Jos really did actually really say this Abdi is out with something in his eye If it was his J4ps Eye then I’d understand a bit more easily. Edited March 10, 2018 by Pablo Bonvin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, heppers said: Jonny Wilkinson played with a broken neck. was it peter grommit that goal keeper that did the same and played 90 minits Edited March 10, 2018 by trevdi9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOwl91 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Adam Reachs left peg said: Out of contract time for him to go He's not out of contract until 2019 tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Surely "something in his eye" is, in Jos's broken English meant to mean, "something wrong with his eye"? Not literally, something in his eye, like an eyelash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 There'll be a veruca outbreak next..... WTF!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chardron Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 No wonder conspiracies are flying around when we get told sh*t like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 New chant "Almen Abdi's Alien Abduction Almen Abdi's Alien Abduction" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Purely hypothetical, but: According to transfermarkt, Abdi cost us £3.24m, joining us at the end of July 2016. That's approximately 84 weeks he's been at this football club. Assuming wages of £30k p/w, that means we have spent a total of £2.52m on wages. Combined with his transfer fee, that's £5.76m. He's played 903 minutes of league first team footie for us (according to soccerway). That gives us an expenditure of £6378 per minute of football Abdi has played. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: If it was his J4ps Eye then I’d understand a bit more easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: There'll be a veruca outbreak next..... WTF!? imagine that in your eye wtf!? aka FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 26 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: If it was his J4ps Eye then I’d understand a bit more easily. mr fukushima no likeee you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pressy Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Im not educated enough to put this into words But what a total load of lobbers weve signed 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splan80 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 To be honest it hasn't changed anything. He's had abdi in the squad/bench for the last few games and hasn't brought him on when we've been crying out for him, so being out makes no difference. Yes, turns out he's another wage waster but I don't have confidence in Jos using him or his squad fully anyway. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leono Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 In the running for our worst ever signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheffWed-1867 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Stealing a living, ship him out absolute fraud get rid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfast owl lad Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 fraudster of the highest order,our club are a laughing stock from top to bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, TINKERBELL said: Probably got his eye on another club to play him. I can’t see it somehow.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scram Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 So... you all know how this occurred right? Please spare us the "hilarity" and just keep to simple facts Apparently he's seen an "eye doctor" - people generally don't go to an ophthalmologist because they have an eyelash in their eye Of course you're all aware that eye injuries can cause people to lose their sight. Right? Of course he should just ignore specialist advice and just crack on 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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