He should be forced (physically) to write down all his lifelong boyhood clubs
A full extensive list of ALL of them
That way if he tries his usual thing of going to a club and saying how he used to dream of being there one day, or that it's his boyhood club, we can point to the list and say 'Come on Carlos - it's bad enough you ruined Sheffield Wednesday without trying to claim this new club is your boyhood club TOO'
*runs off after posting provacative Carlos the car salesman post*