Willie Henderson Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Simple question for the football cognoscenti that inhabit Owlstalk. What on god's green earth does DM mean by the 'volume of the game'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggowl Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Volume = l × w × h , where l is length, w is width and h is height. Volume = 4/3 πr³ Hope that helps? 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 I think it may be a reference to Joe Wildsmith’s hair 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Henderson Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 Perfect thanks, so he's referring to the volume of a sphere, presumably the ball? Does he think the balls are too big for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Henderson Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 Just now, sternlad said: I think it may be a reference to Joe Wildsmith’s hair Because he's worth it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl Stork Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 The length of the game x the width of the pitch x the height of the tallest defender gives a constant that equals 442, but I will continue to assert that 433 is the correct answer.....erm.....yeah....no. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 The volume of the game is a special time in every professional footballer's life where he has absolutely no idea what his manager is going on about. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 I don’t know but we need to pump it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 34 minutes ago, Willie Henderson said: Because he's worth it? Because the lady loves milk tray? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867Heaven Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Willie Henderson said: Simple question for the football cognoscenti that inhabit Owlstalk. What on god's green earth does DM mean by the 'volume of the game'? Don’t you know pump it up……… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Henderson Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, 1867Heaven said: Don’t you know pump it up……… I'm not quite sure I understand the lyrics really, they seem a bit over complicated. Maybe DM has got some subliminal message thing going on, or he's slowly descending into madness. But here they are in full for you to analyse and enjoy... You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Up, up, up, up, up, up, ... Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up ... I think that explains everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sefton owl Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Willie Henderson said: Because he's worth it? He chuffin well isn’t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lincs Owl Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Volume of game/cognoscenti = gobbledygook. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Henderson Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Lincs Owl said: Volume of game/cognoscenti = gobbledygook. I think that just about sums it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddogbob Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 It's just as confusing as his formation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 i think someone needs to turn down the volume on this thread, It's just a little too loud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Volume of the game is to low... Because we need a new amp.... And a better speaker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Henderson Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 minute ago, sherlyegg said: Volume of the game is to low... Because we need a new amp.... And a better speaker We certainly, erm, need a much better, erm, speaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobbyStyle Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hirstys_achilles Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Eureka!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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