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23 minutes ago, FlyingOwl said:

As someone who’s half Scottish and half English I’ll go for a 1-1 and hope my family are speaking to each other by full time.

I didn't think there was anything worse than a half and scarf... until this.

 

 

 

Good luck and my thoughts are with you for the op.

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I heard some gibberish on Talksport this morning. Apparently Southgate is treating it like any other game, and he doesn't want the players emotions getting the better of our players.

 

Scotland to win 2-1

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Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. 

"What's up?" he asks. 

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're poo and we can't be bothered". 

Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub." 

So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself! 

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on. 

"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)". 

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!! 

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. 

"I've let you down, I've let you down." 

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end" 

"No, No, I have, I've let you down...

I got sent off after 12 minutes"

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England have one of the best young talented squads in the tournament 

 

Unfortunately Southgate is the manager 

 

He'll be able to live off getting to world Cup semi for years but realistically it was so easy to get to that final 

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1 minute ago, Sticky Micky said:

England have one of the best young talented squads in the tournament 

 

Unfortunately Southgate is the manager 

 

He'll be able to live off getting to world Cup semi for years but realistically it was so easy to get to that final 

I felt the same about that tournament as I did when we were 3rd at Christmas under Monk.

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It's been a season of Whinging surely we can't let down our fans. We have grown used to Whinging. In keeping with our whinging nature I'll say England freeze on the night and Scotland squeeze home by 1-0. Then we can settle down to a midnight Whinging session. Hot Chocolate and biscuits   here on our favourite prog OT ! lol 

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