Paul Triplo Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I heard Stevie May wore a Giles Coke suit yesterday and scored a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaton_Swfc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Task Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Just read this on wikipedia re Stevie May: Club career On 7 August 2014, May almost signed for Sheffield Wednesday for 1.32 Azerbaijani Manat and a life time supply of pork scratchings, before realising that they are not as MASSIVE as he was led to believe. May was quoted in the Spartak match day programme as saying" Wednesday said they were MASSIVE, but I looked on Google earth at Hillsborough, and all I saw was a decrepit old ground surrounded by what can only be described as, deluded looking, genetically altered half man half pig people in blue and white stripes, the place was filthy so I gave my agent the sample scratching back and asked if there was anything from KP available. Fans from the Swillsborough outfit demanded that they immediately sign Christiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Gareth Bale as they are the only players in the world that are worthy of gracing the hallowed sty. New Sheffield Wednesday owner (Hazif Ivgorrowt) vowed to open negotiations with all three players, upon his release from his Azerbaijani prison cell. Ronaldo is reported to be "looking forward" to the possobility of joining Wednesday, possibly as early as Tuesday. Shame we've missed out on May. Not really sure Bale, Ronaldo and Messi are what we need, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy bunny Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Just read this on wikipedia re Stevie May: Club careerOn 7 August 2014, May almost signed for Sheffield Wednesday for 1.32 Azerbaijani Manat and a life time supply of pork scratchings, before realising that they are not as MASSIVE as he was led to believe. May was quoted in the Spartak match day programme as saying" Wednesday said they were MASSIVE, but I looked on Google earth at Hillsborough, and all I saw was a decrepit old ground surrounded by what can only be described as, deluded looking, genetically altered half man half pig people in blue and white stripes, the place was filthy so I gave my agent the sample scratching back and asked if there was anything from KP available. Fans from the Swillsborough outfit demanded that they immediately sign Christiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Gareth Bale as they are the only players in the world that are worthy of gracing the hallowed sty. New Sheffield Wednesday owner (Hazif Ivgorrowt) vowed to open negotiations with all three players, upon his release from his Azerbaijani prison cell. Ronaldo is reported to be "looking forward" to the possobility of joining Wednesday, possibly as early as Tuesday. and we're not bitter blunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffjohnsonmyhero Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 The more other fans call our club or players is showing how envious they are of us ,The blades and millers are both in for a long season,The owls will be with the addition of a good winger ben marshall would be good but wages will be a stumbling block,mid table to top ten.Gary madine is at last chance saloon i would play him from the off against notts county ,would expect to see a performance from him,Lavery and may will be a deadly combination young men who can only get better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Wonder what his initiation song will be They tried to make me go to rovrum I said no no no Haha! Love it. I reckon he'll play an hour against Notts County.I reckon you could be right. As I said earlier, never doubting you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 (edited) Person who edited that can't spell "possibility". Oh dear. Edited August 10, 2014 by SiJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Just read this on wikipedia re Stevie May: Club career On 7 August 2014, May almost signed for Sheffield Wednesday for 1.32 Azerbaijani Manat and a life time supply of pork scratchings, before realising that they are not as MASSIVE as he was led to believe. May was quoted in the Spartak match day programme as saying" Wednesday said they were MASSIVE, but I looked on Google earth at Hillsborough, and all I saw was a decrepit old ground surrounded by what can only be described as, deluded looking, genetically altered half man half pig people in blue and white stripes, the place was filthy so I gave my agent the sample scratching back and asked if there was anything from KP available. Fans from the Swillsborough outfit demanded that they immediately sign Christiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Gareth Bale as they are the only players in the world that are worthy of gracing the hallowed sty. New Sheffield Wednesday owner (Hazif Ivgorrowt) vowed to open negotiations with all three players, upon his release from his Azerbaijani prison cell. Ronaldo is reported to be "looking forward" to the possobility of joining Wednesday, possibly as early as Tuesday. "Hafiz Ivgorrowt" "Possobility" They can't even get a p*ss take right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Just been watching his videos, seems he can score goals with his right or left foot, always a good quality to have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldsowl Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 "Hafiz Ivgorrowt" "Possobility" They can't even get a p*ss take right Actually Hafiz Ivgorrowt made me laugh and spot on - possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexhill owl Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I'm excited to get a great prospect like May, he could well be the big goal scorer we've so.desperately needed. I am also happy that we've tied him down on a long contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Actually Hafiz Ivgorrowt made me laugh and spot on - possibly. Yeah, but surely it should be "Ivenotgorowt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Hazif As if Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 (edited) Hazif As if It appears I'm the dumbass....didn't even read it reyt, Edited August 10, 2014 by bigdan2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Do you reckon there were tears streaming down his face as he wrote that. Bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Owl Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Wonder what his initiation song will be They tried to make me go to rovrum I said no no no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sheff Owl Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 jody morris â€@morriskid 35m Great move for you @Stevie__may ..massive club and a good progression for what your performances deserved..all the best pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B_SWFC Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Stevie May on Twitter: Goodbyes said now Packed up and set off for sheffield. Great start from the boys,can't wait to get involved! Onwards and upwards #WAWAW #7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Stevie May on Twitter: Goodbyes said now Packed up and set off for sheffield. Great start from the boys,can't wait to get involved! Onwards and upwards #WAWAW #7 i'll bet that the bitter Toytowners will really be crying in their pi55 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffjohnsonmyhero Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 God i love being a wednesdayite after 40 yrs of supporting em never a dull moment.who will may play up front with ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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