Guest cypress hill Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 i once went for a drink with all the mr men, guess who i bumped into mr tickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crag the owl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Is there still a Post Office in Kiveton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) Thought it was going to be Harry MaGuire. On his way to Leicester for 1million quid . Edited August 9, 2012 by MAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 you should have been very polite and subservient and said " ha you f*****g stinking piggy b*****d how's that for karma you fat c**t " something nice like that :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 You should have dowsed him in Ronson lighter fluid and pinged lighted Swan Vestas at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-The-Owl Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 That's 2 minutes I'll never get back. Did the thread title not give you a clue as to what kind of thread it would be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeeeeJ Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I can't believe this i'm afraid. My post office doesn't sell drinks or crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy bunny Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 feck the pigs every stinking last one of em good on yer kivo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) Play off day, Cardiff, stood outside a boozer near the ground singing with the lads, when Big Ron and a Radio commentary crew walk past. Big Ron's barmy army gets blasted out by everyone nearby, and he stops to shake my hand, and those of others, before going on his way. We go on to clinch promotion. A great day out but also a good "bump into" Edited August 10, 2012 by theowlsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malek Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Well done Kivo, you re my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 ....Bumped into John Craven on Llangennith beach when out surfing .... he was doing summat for Countryfile...my mate pretended he didnt know who he was and said 'John Noakes!!!....loved you on Blue Peter'!!!.....My brother has the knack of spotting and meeting people...the most recent was Sir Geoffrey Boyc's at Kings Cross Station ....obviously a great hero to him he said 'watching you get your 100th 100 at Headingly is still my greatest sporting moment' and Sir Geoff said back 'aye lad thanks for that but there were plenty of 0's too'!!!...said he had a crunching handshake!!!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A Baracus Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I can't believe this i'm afraid. My post office doesn't sell drinks or crisps. It's a post office within a shop. Who was it kivo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south_wales_owls Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I was on a break in whitby , second week in July, it pissed down , so decided to go to Newcastle Metro Centre for the day. While walking about , I seen , walking towards me this gentleman. I pointed and said , hey its Gary Madine, and then said what are you wearing that for. I asked him could i take a picture and he said , do you want my mate tyo take a picture of the two of us. He also added do you want me to cover the badge of the Newcastle T-Shirt he had on. I said nah its ok , I knew he was a Toon fan. Heres my pic with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooh Lala Sibon Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Friday poo poostorm Madine to Newcastle for £5Million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Promble Child Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) Bumpd in2 dis scrawny lil kid wen pikin me giro up dis morn. Ez stil a tossa. Edited August 10, 2012 by RocastleFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Bach Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Whats him cashing a giro got anything to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adepizza Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 When my boy was about 5 he bumped into Judith Chalmers in the doorway of a Chef&Brewer just outside Norwich. Nearly knocked her flying. Well built woman just lacked a bit of balance I think. Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beano Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Oi Kivo was this better than bumping in to a lost looking Milan at Sheffield Train Station? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 When my boy was about 5 he bumped into Judith Chalmers in the doorway of a Chef&Brewer just outside Norwich. Nearly knocked her flying. Well built woman just lacked a bit of balance I think. Hope he didn't scratch her varnish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Hope he didn't scratch her varnish. That's disgusti... oh, varnish? As you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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