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You had a pet called Oooh? My muck name is Adrian Chiles.

Well done George Boyd, a lovely way to celebrate your sixtieth birthday.

Heard that a shadowy figure dripping tuna from his pockets just scored a mind-boggling own goal on 28 minutes.

When he leaves, can I make my 'A la recherche du temps Pardew' joke please?

Barnsley is twinned with itself As for L'Varn Brandy, I know from watching NFL that people whose names begin L' or D' are either incredibly fat and strong or incredibly fast, so probably the former.

Yep, celebrating a late Raddy Antic goal which kept Luton up. A few years later, he had some late Randy Antic goals of his own.

David Pleat moving, erm, uncharacteristically swiftly.

Living in York, I can confirm that Luton Town are a dreadful set of arses.

Pro Soccer Pumas at home please, they were always being described as 'sporting' in the Green 'Un so that'll be nice. Also their goalkeeper was always voted MOTM after a 11-0 defeat, which will also be nice.

We've looked alright second half to be fair, since Forestieri came on.

They play a very, erm, direct brand of football.

No

You are the ref! In injury time, the home-team striker, looking to reduce his team's arrears to single figures, hoofs the ball in frustration at his strike partner, who is overweight. The ball is subsumed within his stomach and cannot be found, but he runs between the posts and claims a goal. What is your decision?

Andrew Madley, who refereed the Millwall game.