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Like: Exeter City Newcastle United York City I dislike all the obvious teams, with a special distaste for Rotherham United Dislike because their ground looks awful on television: Birmingham City Dislike because of flags: Crystal Palace Dislike because of unfortunate incident in North London snooker club: Arsenal Dislike because of fans actually trapping York City players in a stadium: Luton Town Dislike because of Paul Devlin: Any club for whom Paul Devlin has played Dislike because Gillingham is an absolute sh*thole: Gillingham Dislike because of large number of fans holding up relevant numbers of fingers to indicate the score: Watford Dislike because of the accuracy of the term 'Scouse Mackems': Everton Dislike because of wretched plasticity: MK Dons Dislike because 3000 of you turned up in the PL but somehow maintain this aura of self-righteousness: AFC Wimbledon Dislike because of being in same venue as Christmas Party, 1999: Barnet

The poor man's Franz Carr, and believe me that man is very poor indeed.

That's how good it was, top corner from 110 miles.

I think he's got dysentery

Yep, our old groundsman was a real Desso conner

Great to see somebody finally giving Ray Parlour a chance

I heard he'd been caught doing three other grounds at the same time, a very four-lawn situation

I'm fairly certain that the Green 'Un led with the slightly odd headline 'Disco Briscoe'

Oh yes, don't post at 1am kids

Fairly sure the ex-Luton player was Le... sorry, Kenny Lunt.

I tell you what, the second leg of that game was a very clear sign of the start of our decline, we got absolutely hammered.

I'm afraid that when the doors were closed they trapped Abdi's little toe and he's out for a decade.

There's a bloke who used to sit behind me on the North who was probably the most foul-mouthed man I've ever heard. The chief object of his ire was James O'Connor, and every week as soon as his valiant but skill-free efforts came to nothing for the first of the inevitable many times that day, he'd be out with 'You're f*cking useless, you ginger c*nt', every single time. If anything this became more intense throughout the season, but about 3/4 of the way through somebody must have had a word about the bloke's language, because the very next week when O'Connor's achievement failed to match his work-rate, everybody was anticipating another outburst, but instead he managed to squeeze out the words 'That's rubbish... you... flamin'... carrot-top'.

One of my great claims to fame is that I can play Guess Who without being able to see the board.