Monday sh*tstorm?

[Kelfin Platz]

Comms team been told to be in for 07-00 on Monday apparently. No further news, maybe it's training day or litter picking or team building.

Or, the announcement of a raft of players or the new investment, or the clubs up for sale, or the 10 year season tickets have been extended to 20 years.

Or maybe I've just got some duff info and it's carry on as usual (god, nearly said normal then).

[eckington owl]

They’ve got to come in 2 hours early to start cutting the grass so Channers doesn’t have to employ a groundsman

[PoppycockWednesday]

2 minutes ago, Kelfin Platz said:

Comms team been told to be in for 07-00 on Monday apparently. No further news, maybe it's training day or litter picking or team building.

Or, the announcement of a raft of players or the new investment, or the clubs up for sale, or the 10 year season tickets have been extended to 20 years.

Or maybe I've just got some duff info and it's carry on as usual (god, nearly said normal then).

Did he tell them to take their boots by any chance?

[Quickly Kevin]

It's to announce a merger with the Blades.

[GMOwl72]

Comms ‘team’? Is there more than 1 person?

 

 

[Tewkesbury]

1 minute ago, Quickly Kevin said:

It's to announce a merger with the Blades.

Red and blue stripes, red, blue and white stripes or push the boat out, mix the blue and red and have purple and white stripes?

[mogbad]

Just now, GMOwl72 said:

Comms ‘team’? Is there more than 1 person?

 

 

 

Is there even 1 person.

[deaks1984]

Plumber is coming early

[S36 OWL]

8 minutes ago, Kelfin Platz said:

Comms team been told to be in for 07-00 on Monday apparently. No further news, maybe it's training day or litter picking or team building.

Or, the announcement of a raft of players or the new investment, or the clubs up for sale, or the 10 year season tickets have been extended to 20 years.

Or maybe I've just got some duff info and it's carry on as usual (god, nearly said normal then).

 

Have they finally fixed the fax machine 

[Kelfin Platz]

Stop press- Hot water in NS lavies to be announced. Or was it lack of hot water in NS lavies. Checks notes.

Edited July 22, 2023 by Kelfin Platz

[mogbad]

2 minutes ago, Tewkesbury said:

Red and blue stripes, red, blue and white stripes or push the boat out, mix the blue and red and have purple and white stripes?

 

No we'd use the blue stripes from our kit and the white stripes from theirs. The black shorts from their kit and the blue socks from ours. Use the Sheffield from their name and the Wednesday from ours. We'd create more money selling their ground as it's near the city centre so we'd play at Hillsborough.

[meggoisgod]

A half pint will now cost 50% less than a pint

[northeastowl]

3 minutes ago, meggoisgod said:

A half pint will now cost 50% less than a pint

 

No joke but a few years ago two halves were cheaper than a pint on the concourse.

[Big Jack]

The Reverend is taking over.

[DSandersonOWL]

2 minutes ago, northeastowl said:

 

No joke but a few years ago two halves were cheaper than a pint on the concourse.

Holding a pint is much more manly than holding two halves so was well worth it 

[Owlsend]

8 minutes ago, meggoisgod said:

A half pint will now cost 50% less than a pint

It's not though it's just As expensive for half then it is for a full pint.

I get mad when my wife. Says it looks manly to get a pint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I always thought it because she didn't like getting froth in her tash

 

[Southie_Owl]

It’s a takeover 

Explains the lack of signings

Or we’re going into administration, yeah probably that 

 

[areNOTwhatTHEYseem]

[Dunkstar]

It'll be the announcement of our new stall int Moor Market opening. 

 

DC loves it in there apparently and the rents much cheaper than Meadowhell.

 

 

 

[RighthOwlon]

Monday 7am is the time that all announcements (RNS) are made BY PLCs. Zillions on their way!