DSandersonOWL

We are now very lucky to have Monkey as manager ! 🙈🙉🙊

Here are the two missing points: 1) Knowing our supporters, if they had a cushion when playing away then they would throw it on the pitch ! 2) In the good old days that's what used to happen with many a cushion in the North stand !

It is no longer a secret that there was a baby born to a virgin !

I am getting very worried about the future for the laundry (wo)man at the club. With all these clean sheets s/he could soon be made redundant.

Nearly ! BBC NEWS FLASH United brought on Leicester City loanee George Hirst, son of former England international David, for his debut and his goal-bound effort was deflected off target by a Millwall boot as the hosts piled on the pressure.

BBC NEWS FLASH United brought on Leicester City loanee George Hirst, son of former England international David, for his debut and his goal-bound effort was deflected off target by a Millwall boot as the hosts piled on the pressure.

Monk is looking more relaxed, he almost smiles sometimes. Things are looking up!

Guillotined ! Are you French ?

It comes naturally without any effort ! One-pointers do need to do better in future !

I blame all the one-pointers on here. This one-point message got thru to the players. So, atho weakened wobbly Watford were there for the taking, they settled for a point knowing that Owlstalk would be happy! To all you one-pointers, please do not make this mistake again !

Especially for us last season !

If the players were to think that a point is a good result then they might settle for that. Go for nothing less than a win !

It's the mindset that counts !

No, that would've been a fudge !

Please ask your minders to re-progam you, so that you can escape from this loop and then don't forget to follow the match...

Irrelevant, as play-offs is the target. It's a long season of 46 games. Every game is worth 3 points. We need to take one game at a time. It ain't over till the fat lady sings! Etc...

Try to follow ! It's play-offs !

Irrelevant, as play-offs is the target. It's a long season of 46 games. Every game is worth 3 points. We need to take one game at a time. It ain't over till the fat lady sings! Etc...

It's my third cousin removed. The club is fine, but Owlstalk meltdowns threaten his peace of mind.

Need to win today in order to continue this fantastic run of one win in one. Play-offs will do. A realistic target with all these hungry young players led by the new Messiah and his staff. If we've still got the old Monk then relegation looms...

A point today at home is not enough, this Wednesday team might well be capable of snatching a victory against a weakened wobbly Watford. Let us pray that we do not return to the Monk routine of being 0-3 after 15 minutes, before waking up.

Brian Usher was a very fast runner. But fell over the ball or left it behind. Played 65 times in the league1965 - 68. Descended to Doncaster Rovers.

Try the George Hirst thread, that is even more fun!

Tony Kay was a tough but cultured player. Shame about what he did!

Mr Farrell claims you are a bot. Maybe he is right. If so your makers should have included a higher level of (artificial) intelligence and experimented with giving you a sense of humour. Or maybe you are having a nervous evening before the match. The new Messiah might stumble at his first Hillsborough hurdle! Let's hope not !