Harrysgame Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Heard it was something to do with shepherds, sheep and an angel. Seriously though does make me wonder if it was players learning that we may well have an issue with the EFL and a deduction. As it affected the whole team.not just one or two player's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 1 hour ago, CalmJimmers said: Ha I can't believe you don't know what happened at Christmas, all of us know what happened at Christmas. It's like the most well known thing in the world ever what happened at Christmas, proper common knowledge. Go on someone other than me tell them. It's the Hutchinson / turkey one, isn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthndav Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Abdi tried to gatecrash by bringing a vegan nut roast. Westwood was having none of it, but Lees wanted to try a slice with onion gravy. The canteen refused to dish it up to anyone as it had mushrooms in it an Monk hadn't got around to unravelling Jos' kitchen team. All hell broke loose and certain Scottish members of the squad and coaching staff wanted a traditional glass of buckfast with their meal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffielddart Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 It was Christmas Day in at Hillsborough The one glad day of the year. The players were gay and merry, A fillin' their guts with beer. In came the club’s fine chairman and through those stately halls, He wished them a Merry Xmas And the player’s answered "Balls"! Up spake the loyal club manager "By the Gods you shan't have any pudding, You saucy lot of sods"! And all the players spoke In tongues as bold as brass, "You can keep your Christmas Pudding, Guvnor And shove it up your a***"!! is what I’ve heard anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyowl Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 What happend at Xmas? Well I was a bit dissapointed my gaming chair turned out to be a gym membership. Maybe the wife is telling me to get up off my lazy arse! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 During the Christmas meal Monk asked where the cauliflower was. Westwood responded that there was none because cauliflower is not traditional. And that's when the fight started. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, The_Limit_Owl said: I honestly don't think the EFL case even registered with the players, they were too busy learning how to read and listening to drill music and holding plastic pistols at an angle with their hoods up, nattamean! What is drill music? Best sounds from a Black and Decker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 1 minute ago, The_Limit_Owl said: .....brought to you by Tel Star... Apparently, it's the same as rap...but with more beef....and I don't mean MC Aberdeen Angus! I'll look out for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzys Dad Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Come on lads, you can do better than this. Where have all the warped minds gone? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Santa shat in my drawer and stole the family silver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otley Owl Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 This is crying out for a 'I know what you did last summer / Christmas' photoshop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMOwl72 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Half the squad wanted to watch Indiana Jones whilst the other half wanted to watch Toy Story4. They couldn’t agree so Monk decided and went with The Poseidon Adventure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyowl Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) What happend at Xmas? Well over 2019 years ago the baby jesus was born to his mother Mary who cheated on her husband Joseph with God, but Joseph being a wet wipe stayed with her anyway! Then three wise men call Clarkson, Hammond and May brought three gifts, Gold, Frankincense and signed Westwood goalie gloves or was it a Nintendo DS? Edited September 14, 2020 by jonnyowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quist Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Plonk said: There are two answers to this; 1. Things we know, GM told the players live on tv that many of them would be leaving at the end of the season. He then dropped Hutchinson and replaced him Pelepussy, dropped Westwood and replaced him with one of two less effective keepers. 2. The big secret thing, that only a few know about, but that exempts GM from any blame for what happened after Christmas. But they can’t tell you what it is because it’s a big secret. Make your own mind up, Interesting, One thing for certain is something happened. We are usually stronger in second half of season Monk has stressed unity and togetherness which indicates this was not happening previously. With coaching reshuffle one has to think this may not have been harmonious on training ground.. Perhaps Bullen found out he was not wanted by Monk. He has been sidelined in a major way which tells me Chansiri has kept him as likes to be loyal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. benway Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Think someone told Lees that Father Christmas wasn't real. He was so shaken that his form never recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFudge Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 monk started doing silhouettes of his favourite players on friday nights. fletcher and westwood got right lip on when they found out they were 5th and 12th in the queue, respectively. fletcher didn't have time for another hair transplant before it was his go, and westwood wanted to auction his for a charity that would directly profit his glove business before they went vat registered. that's all i know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, dr. benway said: Think someone told Lees that Father Christmas wasn't real. He was so shaken that his form never recovered. Fortunately Bannan has the mental resolve to ignore the heretics! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Hotten Owl said: This is crying out for a 'I know what you did last summer / Christmas' photoshop. Consider it done... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catdog1121 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Monk read the small print in his contract and realised if he got the sack he would be due a massive payout without having to do anything. The rest is self explanatory but Covid saved him. With the payout being a lot lower now he has decided to get the team winning again till Christmas to get a new more lucrative contract before trying to get sacked again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Apparently some fat old white haired bloke got stuck in a chimney and the squad was told there would be no presents if they didn't get him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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