theowlsman Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 If you think this thread is bizarre, wait until I tell you that the wife was chucking toast to the rubber duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanningtonowl Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, theowlsman said: Nah, the pic is from when I last had a bath a few weeks before Christmas. I only have one if I really need one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 39 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: In the clearing stands a boxer Adthe Nuhiu his name and he either is the hero or the f.ooker that will take the blame for every mishit volley or a header that goes wide But you always must remember that he's ever ready for the side Most fans get cheesed off with him but they just have to sigh Lie they Lie, Lie they lie, Lie they lie, lie lie they lie Lie and lie ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 David Pleat WTF is David Pleat ? Seeking only poor mans wages he went looking for a job, but he got no offers just a come from the whores at the top of Broomhall Avenue ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Diamonds on the soles of his boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 1 hour ago, theowlsman said: You can’t have Garfunkel without Simon. Here I am in the bath. You've eaten well since last time we met Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 2 hours ago, theowlsman said: You can’t have Garfunkel without Simon. Here I am in the bath. F****** hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 So here’s to you Mr Nuhiu Owlstalk loves you more than you will know Whoa whoa whoa God bless you please Mr Nuhiu Elland Road’s a place for you to score More more more. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheowlsman Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 2 hours ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: Wednesdayite Who knew? 2 hours ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: Wednesdayite Who knew? That Art Garfunkel is my old mate bettsy from worksop he never changes long time owl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Hello Bielsa our old friend We'll mess your season up again When we score twice in the last 5 minutes The disappointment leaves your team in bits And the Wednesday are going to back home Our mission done Leaving behind just silence! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 When you’re weary, playing shiite When tears are in your eyes, all of the night You’re on the slide, oh times are getting rough And wins just can’t be found Like a prat on an upturned bucket I will laugh at you 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowbelly Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 2 hours ago, theowlsman said: You can’t have Garfunkel without Simon. Here I am in the bath. Im disappointed you don’t look like Bob Marley in real life. If it turns out Lord Snooty isn’t really a posh bloke who wears a top hat then I have to start questioning my reality. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Mr Farrell said: You've eaten well since last time we met Thanks Kev, I love you too. I was doing ok until I did medial ligaments on both knees playing football about 4 months ago. Will lose it again once my knees are right and I can exercise again. Still only 12st 10lbs by the way. It’s the camera angle honestly. Fat bath ‘Tard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibon Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 3 hours ago, dantheowlsman said: That Art Garfunkel is my old mate bettsy from worksop he never changes long time owl He’s my old next door neighbour from Woodsetts. Great to see him so happy. He’s poo at singing tho. And he hates rabbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one day Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 He was a brilliant keeper who played for Chesterfield as a kid until injury stopped his career Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAnotherShez Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 12/01/2020 at 00:24, theowlsman said: Thanks Kev, I love you too. I was doing ok until I did medial ligaments on both knees playing football about 4 months ago. Will lose it again once my knees are right and I can exercise again. Still only 12st 10lbs by the way. It’s the camera angle honestly. Fat bath ‘Tard what were you doing? A 2 footed tackle of supertram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 43 minutes ago, OhForAnotherShez said: what were you doing? A 2 footed tackle of supertram? Turning quickly to score my 4th goal. Started the game with one knee injury, ended it with two. Played on regardless. A full rupture of my achilles a few years ago saw me having to go in goal. Also scored a goal in a Sunday league match once despite being in agony with a fracture in my leg. Only found out about the fracture when I went to hospital after the game, I’d been nobbled earlier in the match. Players nowadays are a bunch of delicate little flowers aren’t they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 My concern is if the lucky bath and lucky dump are being taken at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 2 hours ago, DJMortimer said: My concern is if the lucky bath and lucky dump are being taken at the same time? He thought he was having a bubble bath until he followed through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 No. It’s Tony Christie not Art Garfunkel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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