shandypants

You see, this really winds me up. I’m not condoning what we or Derby did but what the hell has it got to do with Boro?!!

I think we can all identify the “shithouser” in that picture.

Children!

Jesus!!! What a goal!!!

I always thought Bobby Knut was a Unitedite.

A legendary SWFC coach. RIP Tony.

I haven’t voted because I honestly can’t pick out one good performance from our team.

Happy Birthday Liam

Which tells you everything about the recruitment of left backs at our club.

Palmer’s a great player and one of my favourites but he’s a right back. He should’ve been competing with Hunt at right back and we should’ve brought in two leftbacks able to compete at this level.

…equates to no width on our left meaning Shrewsbury’s right back having an easier game than he should have had and us only able to effectively attack down the right. About eight forwards competing for three places and no left back in the squad. Shocking!

Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

I wish him all the best. We should keep our fingers crossed that it’s broken bones only. Bones will tend to repair solidly and, typically, just as strong; it’s ligament damage that can curtail a footballing career.

They’ll line up against the changing room wall and Bannan will pick the team like we all did at school. Each player that gets picked will shout “YES!!!” and line up behind Bannan. Hutchinson and Iorfa will be picked first because they are the “hardest” and Bannan is secretly scared of them. At least one of those that doesn’t get picked will storm off in a huff claiming the ball is his. The slightly overweight effeminate player whose kit is immaculately laundered and pressed by his mum (but is a little on the tight side) will not be picked, but he will be glad about this as he can’t see the point in sport if he’s going to realise his dream of being a YouTube/Instagram fashion influencer.