notts0wl Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 6 hours ago, Burnsie said: I assume the medical team at Hillsborough do.... He didn't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 The fat, lazycunt will have been sinking from the beer wagon, placing obscene bets with his sycophant buddies, back to the bar, more beer, a few dozen shots and a skipful of spicy wings and is currently sitting in a bubbling jacuzzi reading this. He's slurping G&T from a goldfish bowl and smoking a moody Marlboro while he's getting cracked off, sucked off and sweet smelling lady bits shoved in his greasy gob between drags by one of the beautiful triplets from Brazil who took all three spots on the podium at ExcoticRio Miss World and whom he met whilst attending a famous hip clinic in the true Brazilian capital coincidentally whilst the event took place in his nearby hotel. The real story anyway was Jones arriving in his helicopter with Carlos, they were then met by the Doyen boys in a goldplated golf buggy and not one person has even noticed that Hooper's caddy was Geoff Sheard. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 8 hours ago, airborne_rat_of_s6 said: Alligators in the water, snakes in the bunkers. Golf is deadlier than you think Thought Carnoustie was in Scotland not Florida! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Utah Owl said: Thought Carnoustie was in Scotland not Florida! It's Brazilian week, Carnivaloustie, and it was all they would let them borrow at Edinburgh Zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Almat said: He's there now. Hooked his tee shot again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Utah Owl said: Thought Carnoustie was in Scotland not Florida! Too late Leon, that one's bin done . kind of in a fashion ...... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlsdreamer Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 18 hours ago, Ash76 said: Not like Wednesday fans to form an opinion on something without all of the facts Jos said in his post match interview that the squad have some free time this week Hooper has had 9 months free time FFS ps if and when fit he is the best forward at S6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 10 hours ago, Earlsfieldowl said: I’ve played that track - hated it, birdied 16 and parred 18 but that was it. Reeds everywhere which swallowed anything that went off line. Hooper maybe there, but it ain’t no holiday What Van Der Velde would have given for that finish though ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earlsfieldowl Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Indeed .. When I played it, the mens tee on the 18th was about 70 yards further in. I had a 6 iron to the Green after a decent drive (about the only). The Champ tee is in a horrid spot - it was even tougher then for the players as it was still the era before golf technology really changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 19 hours ago, Watson said: If players form Yesteryear had social media they would be posting photos from the pub and snooker halls. 19 hours ago, airborne_rat_of_s6 said: Agree-pub for blokes, golf is almost as bad as tennis on the bender scale. Are we not allowed to go on a bender anymore? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Pulsar said: Are we not allowed to go on a bender anymore? Hole in one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 13 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Mrs Blenkinsop is very happy with "young" Gary's skill in erecting her shed Watson ... She said he's got a "healthy appetite" and hoped he and Almen his "friend" enjoyed the sandwiches. She also hopes Almens "cut finger" feels better? ( cut it on a Kit Kat wrapper) If he wants to come back and collect her late husbands Work trousers she promised him.. she's let them out from a 36" waist to a 42" so they should now fit better as they were a tad snug when he tried them on ... Work trouser. FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Newsome Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 22 hours ago, FreshOwl said: Think you’re missing the point, nothing to do with having a hobby, the blokes been out for a year with a hip injury yet he’s out playing golf, a sport where you use your hips more than anything! Don’t think it’s unfair for some to speculate tbh Wow, unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Pulsar said: Are we not allowed to go on a bender anymore? You go for it mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, The only way is S6 said: Work trouser. FFS Mrs Blenkinsop has informed me there are several pairs aviable to Gary .. so in this instance I am correct, and the plural narrative is compliant ........ 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 14 hours ago, sonofbert2 said: The fat, lazycunt will have been sinking from the beer wagon, placing obscene bets with his sycophant buddies, back to the bar, more beer, a few dozen shots and a skipful of spicy wings and is currently sitting in a bubbling jacuzzi reading this. He's slurping G&T from a goldfish bowl and smoking a moody Marlboro while he's getting cracked off, sucked off and sweet smelling lady bits shoved in his greasy gob between drags by one of the beautiful triplets from Brazil who took all three spots on the podium at ExcoticRio Miss World and whom he met whilst attending a famous hip clinic in the true Brazilian capital coincidentally whilst the event took place in his nearby hotel. Who'd be a professional footballer, eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 18 hours ago, sonofbert2 said: The fat, lazycunt will have been sinking from the beer wagon, placing obscene bets with his sycophant buddies, back to the bar, more beer, a few dozen shots and a skipful of spicy wings and is currently sitting in a bubbling jacuzzi reading this. He's slurping G&T from a goldfish bowl and smoking a moody Marlboro while he's getting cracked off, sucked off and sweet smelling lady bits shoved in his greasy gob between drags by one of the beautiful triplets from Brazil who took all three spots on the podium at ExcoticRio Miss World and whom he met whilst attending a famous hip clinic in the true Brazilian capital coincidentally whilst the event took place in his nearby hotel. The real story anyway was Jones arriving in his helicopter with Carlos, they were then met by the Doyen boys in a goldplated golf buggy and not one person has even noticed that Hooper's caddy was Geoff Sheard. Stop making things up FFS Geoff Sheard was driving the buggy Glenn Roeder was the caddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Tibbs Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 On 09/10/2018 at 12:01, Almat said: Good job Abdi's not there, odds on to get hit in the face with a stray tee shot. More likely to rupture his spleen on an unreplaced divot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Crail then Elie would be my bet for his next two courses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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