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8 hours ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Even worse if he's caddying. Carrying some other chumps clubs and scotch eggs around for 4 hours.

Be a real burden Caddying for you Snoots?

 bet you have the Titleist Tour Pro Bag

drinks n Hamper baskets 

All attached to a Tartan Plaid Sedan Taxi Chair !! 

Hooper n Abdi would "earn their corn" in your Monthly Medal ......

Are you still swishing the Hickories ?

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15 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Be a real burden Caddying for you Snoots?

 bet you have the Titleist Tour Pro Bag

drinks n Hamper baskets 

All attached to a Tartan Plaid Sedan Taxi Chair !! 

Hooper n Abdi would "earn their corn" in your Monthly Medal ......

Are you still swishing the Hickories ?

 

I'm lucky I'm still here to swish a toothpick after catching this horrific , debilitating afflicrion of a disease which the G.P has revealed is called

'a cold'

 

Maybe a walk with the sticks when I'm good enough. A bottle of stout and a scotch egg on the 9th. 

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6 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

I'm lucky I'm still here to swish a toothpick after catching this horrific , debilitating afflicrion of a disease which the G.P has revealed is called

'a cold'

 

Maybe a walk with the sticks when I'm good enough. A bottle of stout and a scotch egg on the 9th. 

I've had this "Terminal Cold" you speak of

I sympathise with you sir ..

Goose grease & Vic on the back & chest.. 

n hot WhiskeyMac and the odd bowl of Arctic Roll to keep the blood sugar up ...

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4 hours ago, owlZfan84 said:

He's at St Andrews now.

 

:duntmatter:

 

Can't believe he's signed for Birmingham. Bloody traitor. 

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12 minutes ago, Ever the pessimist said:

He’ll end up back in Scotland, probably back at Celtic.

 

 

yer in a huge house next to a golf coarse ,not on a football field , he is proper loaded ,set for life what we pay him , he has put a ton of weight on and that comes from someone who knows him. the motivation for these kind of players is next to zero.

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3 hours ago, Watson said:

 

How the hell do you come to that conclusion?  He might have put up a garden shed up last week would that suggest to you he is finished or not?

 

What physical activities confirms a player has to end his career?  

Mrs Blenkinsop is very happy with "young" Gary's skill in erecting her shed Watson ...

She said he's got a "healthy appetite" and hoped he and Almen his "friend" enjoyed the sandwiches. She also hopes Almens "cut finger" feels better?

( cut it on a Kit Kat wrapper:ph34r:)

If he wants to come back and collect her late husbands Work trousers she promised him.. she's let them out from a 36" waist to a 42" so they should now fit better as they were a tad snug when he tried them on ...

 

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2 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Mrs Blenkinsop is very happy with "young" Gary's skill in erecting her shed Watson ...

She said he's got a "healthy appetite" and hoped he and Almen his "friend" enjoyed the sandwiches. She also hopes Almens "cut finger" feels better?

( cut it on a Kit Kat wrapper:ph34r:)

If he wants to come back and collect her late husbands Work trousers she promised him.. she's let them out from a 36" waist to a 42" so they should now fit better as they were a tad snug when he tried them on ...

 

 

It's the international break mate only another ten days to go.  Keep hanging in there chum.

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