s73owl Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, np pontefract said: The last time I tried that sort of thing, the best offer I got for my wife was an Electric toaster and a table lamp. If somebody offered me that for my Mrs I'd sñàtçh there hand off Edited May 31, 2018 by s73owl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 hours ago, np pontefract said: The last time I tried that sort of thing, the best offer I got for my wife was an Electric toaster and a table lamp. You could always meet up and form union with our old friend Fish Cake, Marry and become Mr & Mrs Pontefract Cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky belly Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) Pure and simple the guy is a bell end. He's on a level with 'Kockaert' and that really is saying something. The greedy bell end just wants one last big pay day before he rides off into the sunset with his best mates wife. Edited May 31, 2018 by Sticky belly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lythamowl Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 John Terry captain leader legend quitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
np pontefract Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 22 minutes ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: You could always meet up and form union with our old friend Fish Cake, Marry and become Mr & Mrs Pontefract Cake You weren't by any chance a script writer, for that comedy classic, The Mike and Bernie winters Show, we're you Neville ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, np pontefract said: You weren't by any chance a script writer, for that comedy classic, The Mike and Bernie winters Show, we're you Neville ? Meh Modern Pop Stars..... Al Read and Wilfred Pickles were more in keeping with my time line 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 21 hours ago, S36 OWL said: Id rather sign his brother Rick isn't he a bouncer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Sticky belly said: Pure and simple the guy is a bell end. He's on a level with 'Kockaert' and that really is saying something. The greedy bell end just wants one last big pay day before he rides off into the sunset with his best mates wife. Bet he's ok when you meet him... Sounds like a typical man really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 He was crap when he was good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 overrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legendaryswan Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 30/05/2018 at 22:16, BigDaveNuihui said: Would anyone take him at Hillsborough, wages might be a problem though Your on wrong forum bud,bluntsmad is located on the darkweb so Foff n sniff wilders crotch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 31/05/2018 at 15:23, s73owl said: If somebody offered me that for my Mrs I'd sñàtçh there hand off Id happily pay them to take mine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 31/05/2018 at 13:47, welsOwl74 said: i was offered a bar of chocolate for every pound my wife weighed,had enough to feed a entire continent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonbones Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 At the time we signed Viv Anderson, I was but a youngster and I thought it was stupid to bring such a guy in. The proceed to play him in a position he had not really played most of his career. Boy was I wrong. I'm not wrong when I say this. John Terry would not do half the job Viv Anderson did back then. Not a quarter. We really could do with another Nigel Pearson though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightLikeAGirl Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 On 30/05/2018 at 22:16, BigDaveNuihui said: Would anyone take him at Hillsborough, wages might be a problem though No. He's past it and he's an arsehole. Didn't he say that if Villa got promoted, he'd refuse to play against Chelsea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shezzas left peg Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 On 30/05/2018 at 22:55, hasthagotanycheese said: JT is a bellsniff of the highest order, wouldnt want him anywhere near S6 quite frankly. Let him go and play out the remainder of his career at the Nebraska Nutcrackers or the Witchita Wazzbags in the NFL or whatever they have got over in America. He'll probably end up signing for Beckhams new Mls team whatever they're called for a mega bucks deal. Doubt even John ohh your wifes hot Terry could put a smile on miserable sticktoria Beckhams face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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