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Carvalhal to Return?

 

A source close to my arse has suggested that sacked Swansea manager Carlos Carvalhal could be about to make a sensational return to Hillsborough, where he only left in December.

 

Confused SWFC chairman Dejiphon Chansiri was quoted as saying:

 

"The fans are so bitter about him leaving I can only assume they want him back. I mean, otherwise you'd be grateful he left wouldn't you? Because you must remember, I wouldn't sack him out of loyalty and he was going to get us relegated."

 

Carlos has also poured meat on the fire by declaring, "I never wanted to leave Wednesday in the first place. I got confused because I had a dream where I built a football team with SWFC as their initials and I saw Swansea fans using that hashtag last season on Twitter. I now realise they were wrong so this is where I must return."

 

To be honest I'd be shocked if this was true.

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:duntmatter: whyyyyyyyyy.

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So let me get this straight, you have failed to see the irony in that, Wow. lol

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This is actually a dream I had the other night. 

 

I was trying to ring football heaven in my mobile to rant about it but I couldn't work out how to use it. 

 

lol

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14 minutes ago, vulture_squadron said:

Carvalhal to Return?

 

A source close to my arse has suggested that sacked Swansea manager Carlos Carvalhal could be about to make a sensational return to Hillsborough, where he only left in December.

 

Confused SWFC chairman Dejiphon Chansiri was quoted as saying:

 

"The fans are so bitter about him leaving I can only assume they want him back. I mean, otherwise you'd be grateful he left wouldn't you? Because you must remember, I wouldn't sack him out of loyalty and he was going to get us relegated."

 

Carlos has also poured meat on the fire by declaring, "I never wanted to leave Wednesday in the first place. I got confused because I had a dream where I built a football team with SWFC as their initials and I saw Swansea fans using that hashtag last season on Twitter. I now realise they were wrong so this is where I must return."

 

To be honest I'd be shocked if this was true.

I didn't believe it after it said there was a quote from the chairman everyone knows he only speak to us when he wants our money. :duntmatter:

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Penguin would be proud of this thread.

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“A source close to my arse”. Love it lol 

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If Carlos returns, and brings Buttercup with him, season ticket sales will treble, or should that be tremble?

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None of this is true. Carlos is at home carefully deciding who to manage next by racking his brains to remember who else he supported when he was a kid!

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25 minutes ago, vulture_squadron said:

poured meat on the fire

 

I do not think this is a thing. 

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7 minutes ago, dumboldowl said:

If Carlos returns, and brings Buttercup with him, season ticket sales will treble, or should that be tremble?

You meant terrible

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31 minutes ago, Beholder said:

This is actually a dream I had the other night. 

 

I was trying to ring football heaven in my mobile to rant about it but I couldn't work out how to use it. 

 

lol

This is not a dream its a nightmare. I would stay of alcohol until new season. Also recommend a daily dose of Epsom salts to remove whatever remains in your system.

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I found the final statement from Swansea on his departure. They said he wanted to discuss the situation but they did not and had decided to move on. This showed how his agents and him had changed initial report of him being gone into the club wanted to speak to him. fter last game he was still fighting to be kept on. he his taht shifty would not put it past him to try anything and he haas agents who are specialists in resurrecting the dead.

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53 minutes ago, vulture_squadron said:

Carvalhal to Return?

 

A source close to my arse has suggested that sacked Swansea manager Carlos Carvalhal could be about to make a sensational return to Hillsborough, where he only left in December.

 

Confused SWFC chairman Dejiphon Chansiri was quoted as saying:

 

"The fans are so bitter about him leaving I can only assume they want him back. I mean, otherwise you'd be grateful he left wouldn't you? Because you must remember, I wouldn't sack him out of loyalty and he was going to get us relegated."

 

Carlos has also poured meat on the fire by declaring, "I never wanted to leave Wednesday in the first place. I got confused because I had a dream where I built a football team with SWFC as their initials and I saw Swansea fans using that hashtag last season on Twitter. I now realise they were wrong so this is where I must return."

 

To be honest I'd be shocked if this was true.

I do not know about breaking news more like breaking wind.

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Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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Omg there’s another team with SWFC as initials well atleast if Carlos comes back I can’t find a new SWFC haha 

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