prowl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Pompeyowl said: The use of the word ‘chant’. We’re not witches sat around a fire trying to summon spirits. It's a shame we can't chant some spirit into the players in the first half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramone Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, room0035 said: Players are in England not Europe so stop calling them a different name His name is Joao not 'Wow' it really annoys me when you listen to Radio Sheffield for the commentary Bet you pronounce the silent K in Knife dont you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddyowl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, OxonOwl said: When the ball hits the post or bar and the commentator says something like "Wednesday saved by the woodwork" If it didn't go in, then it was never going in. The woodwork has done bugger all! and its not wood......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, ramone said: Bet you pronounce the silent K in Knife dont you... Like in Kuh-nockheart 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, paddyowl said: and its not wood......... That annoys me considerably less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
room0035 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, ramone said: Bet you pronounce the silent K in Knife dont you... K no 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Teams wearing away kits when there's no colour clash whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 What is that dirge music they have played the last couple of half times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bulgaria said: making substitutions in injury time. Corn beef tins, especially when the key you get to open them snaps. Toasters. Never get it right, they have one job to do and they cant do it right, either too burnt or not enough toast!! You ain't ever noticed that toasters have a timer knob on then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Hatstand Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 The way @RyanSWFC uses a curve on his excellent graphs so the data points are slightly out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkskaphil Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, room0035 said: Players are in England not Europe so stop calling them a different name His name is Joao not 'Wow' it really annoys me when you listen to Radio Sheffield for the commentary The correct pronunciation of my name doesn't change if I go abroad. Why shouldn't the same apply to footballers? Joao is pronounced "ja-wow". I have a colleague with this name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueDan Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 When players go down, roll around, dab their head with their hands and look for blood. Knowing full well there was no contact made in the first place Also players/managers covering their mouths when speaking to each other, talk about self importance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Players using the point where the ball went out of play as the starting point for a 20 yard run before releasing the throw in. And referees who make the taker move 10 yards back, but take absolutely no action when the player then starts his run from that point and actually takes the throw in from his original position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
room0035 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, punkskaphil said: The correct pronunciation of my name doesn't change if I go abroad. Why shouldn't the same apply to footballers? Joao is pronounced "ja-wow". I have a colleague with this name. But not in the Uk, at Christmas we celebrate the birth of Jesus, but players with that name over her are call Hey -zuse. This is working class North Eng-er-land we pronouce it the way it is spelt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 The ref mantra of , player goes down must be a foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 minute ago, room0035 said: This is working class North Eng-er-land we pronouce it the way it is spelt. Is that why John Helm always says "Wed-nes-day"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan_Pepper Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Foul throws not being given as foul throws. At this point we may as well scrap the way throw ins are supposed to be taken and just let players do what they like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, punkskaphil said: The correct pronunciation of my name doesn't change if I go abroad. Why shouldn't the same apply to footballers? Joao is pronounced "ja-wow". I have a colleague with this name. I pronounce it jayowoua , is that not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the monk Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) Sky never showing a replay of a goal as it happened, and to p me off even more they then put music to it ! Oh and every man and his dog saying " park the bus" because they heard Jose once say it And while I'm on a roll " left field signing " aaaahhhh Edited December 18, 2017 by the monk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlofOliveGrove Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Half time "entertainment" that is so far from fitting the description of entertainment I'm considering suing the club under the Trade Descriptions Act. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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