The only way is S6 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Pointing at the sky with both hands after scoring a goal. There's nothing / nobody there! Akinfenwa defying the laws of physics. Us losing to Carlisle or Gillingham. The dubious puddle under the urinal in the swimming baths when I've got bare feet. We never leave a man on halfway when opposites have a corner. Search history. Diesel filler pumps that are always covered in diesel. Bell ends who can't set off uphill at traffic lights. Wasps. Minus temperatures. Having to recharge everything that does anything. Ben Fogle. Food that steals your gravy while your eating it. England's cricket team. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Wylde II Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) Team photos with almost as many backroom staff as players. WTF do they all do and how on earth did we manage before??!!! Edited December 18, 2017 by Rodger Wylde II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatahoot Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Keepers allowed to wonder around their area with ball in hand for 15 seconds, instead of 6. Time wasting cheats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Throw ins that are foul throws and not being picked up on - either play to the rules or don’t have them FFS. Players putting the ball on the very VERY edge of the corner quadrant. Martin Keown does my fecking loaf in as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Wylde II Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 No floodlight pylons Referees oblivious to time wasting Poor net retention Perfect pitches Commentators that sound like they are sat next to you when they are commentating on a game in South America/Far East/Miles away Manager/player interviews - pointless Pre match press conferences Post match press conferences When a player scores a hat trick and puts three fingers up to the crowd. Ok Vordeman, we get it. When a player scores that has just had a baby then sucks their thumb. Bonkers kick of times The Premier League 'Product' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 7 hours ago, Bulgaria said: making substitutions in injury time. Corn beef tins, especially when the key you get to open them snaps. Toasters. Never get it right, they have one job to do and they cant do it right, either too burnt or not enough toast!! Red Dwarf springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 People (fans, officials and players) who can't seem to grasp that the 'whole' of the ball has to be outside of the line (from directly above) when either the ball goes out of play or at a corner. It's the same principle as goal-line technology! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Players wearing gloves. Irritates me even more when they've also got short sleeves on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Why do subs lamely kick a ball at each other and chat during halftime like they've been excluded from the team? Do they not know the teamtalk is going on in the dressing room?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Clapping attendance figures. Fans cheering before looking at the linesman when it’s clearly offside. ’Your Man Uniteds, your Chelseas, Your Liverpools’ ARRRRRGHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldD Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 When teams waste time from kick off or when 1 up and the ref never gets a yellow card out for time wasting. Sets the tone for the rest of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 The whole doing the religious crossing yourself before going on the pitch by players Free kicks on the opposition half that get played backwards and not into the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesowl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 7 subs. Should be 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 7 hours ago, ramone said: The insistence opposition players have for you to kick the ball out when someone goes down injured. Saw a Dutch game yesterday and a player went down supposedly injured. The ref didn't stop and the other team carried on attacking to the annoyance of the other players. The attack petered out when the GK got it but rather than put it out of play so his teammate could get treatment he played it out so his team could attack again. Only when the opposition won it back did it really kick off because they STILL wouldn't put it out of play and the other team felt aggrieved. Just bizarre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 The six second GK rule. A GK makes a save and just lies on the floor to at least six seconds. Then they get up and waste at least another six seconds. Then shouts out some commands for at least another six seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 People who say caughter rather than quarter they don't say he can run kickly makes my sheeite itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonshire owl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Mighty0wls said: the ref can legally blow for KO when everybody is in their own half Thanks,didnt know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlton Palmreader Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 4 hours ago, room0035 said: No mate we are part of the EU, Europe is that Continent that we are not connected to. In every model of the continents the UK is in the same continent as the rest of mainland Europe. It doesn't have to be a single landmass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlton Palmreader Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) That chuffing heart sign that Fernando and practically every other sportsperson does these days with their hands. Edited December 18, 2017 by t'owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesouthowl Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Raheem Sterling falling over at the slightest gust of wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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