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Joking aside, if we are going to turn around our sketchy performances this season, now is the time.

 

We have players back from injury.

 

Teams around us are starting to get the jitters.

 

Managers are sniffing around our great club.

 

Carlos seems to be finally accepting he fooked up our style, tactics and recruitment this season.

 

Unbelievably, I'm feeling a sneaky bit positive. We have a window of opportunity. Smash it's back doors in please Carlos.

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1 hour ago, Mr Farrell said:

Joking aside, if we are going to turn around our sketchy performances this season, now is the time.

 

We have players back from injury.

 

Teams around us are starting to get the jitters.

 

Managers are sniffing around our great club.

 

Carlos seems to be finally accepting he fooked up our style, tactics and recruitment this season.

 

Unbelievably, I'm feeling a sneaky bit positive. We have a window of opportunity. Smash it's back doors in please Carlos.

Dont leave the dark side, we need as many realistic souls as possible. 

 

Only tricking nobody hopes we stuff Newcastle more than me ! 

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RS- 'Will Fernando Forestieri play any part tomorrow?'

 

CC- 'Despite what John Lennon says you cannot sit on a cornflake, we are Sheffield Wednesday & I am the egg man, I am the walrus'

 

RS- 'Are you happy with your league position at this stage in the season?'

 

CC- 'Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun, If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain'

 

RS- 'Erm ok, would you be happy with a point against Newcastle? The twitter pundits are suggesting only a win will do'

 

CC- 'Expert, texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah'

 

RS- 'Rightio, your cross city neighbours can secure promotion this weekend?'

 

CC- 'See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide'

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1 hour ago, Big Rons Hairspray said:

RS- 'Will Fernando Forestieri play any part tomorrow?'

 

CC- 'Despite what John Lennon says you cannot sit on a cornflake, we are Sheffield Wednesday & I am the egg man, I am the walrus'

 

RS- 'Are you happy with your league position at this stage in the season?'

 

CC- 'Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun, If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain'

 

RS- 'Erm ok, would you be happy with a point against Newcastle? The twitter pundits are suggesting only a win will do'

 

CC- 'Expert, texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah'

 

RS- 'Rightio, your cross city neighbours can secure promotion this weekend?'

 

CC- 'See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide'

BRILLIANT

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4 hours ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said:

In memory of Wolfmanjack...what's a presser?

 

RIP, fellow Owl.

 

53 minutes ago, TrickyTrev said:

 

I was just thinking the same thing. lol

 

Yep, me as well. I looked forward to his questioning it as much as the presser itself. Almost as stubborn as Fletchers Head Guard in the Bogle thread, & equally as funny

 

I'm sure WMJ is asking it as we speak!  :laugh: 

 

Owlstalk; where you're friends with people you've never met........

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5 hours ago, Mr Farrell said:

Joking aside, if we are going to turn around our sketchy performances this season, now is the time.

 

We have players back from injury.

 

Teams around us are starting to get the jitters.

 

Managers are sniffing around our great club.

 

Carlos seems to be finally accepting he fooked up our style, tactics and recruitment this season.

 

Unbelievably, I'm feeling a sneaky bit positive. We have a window of opportunity. Smash it's back doors in please Carlos.

Get in! I want to see Humpty Dumpty going home with a face as long as Norfolk St. UTO.

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