Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted November 30, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2019 (edited) ---------------------- "Stubbs!" "Sir?" "Where's Hargreaves?" "He's gone, Sir" "Gone!" "Yes Sir. Gone." "Where's he gone?" "Well I presume he's gone home Sir." "FFS" "Sir?" "We need him back .We have to get him back." "May I enquire why Sir? He's paid the bill now. The server is up and working. It's got a safety certificate. He assured you there is no chance of the site crashing tomorrow" "Well that's the thing isn't Stubbs, we want the site to crash tomorrow!" "Want it to crash? But why? We've just spent a week tracking him down." "Because Stubbs, be -bloody -coz, the Birmingham result hasn't been taken well and there's whole wave of Doom about to envelope the season." "Well a win would have been nice,Sir, of course, but at least you got a point." "No ,no, not the Birmingham result man! Not the Birmingham result as such, the talking points afterwards, the talking points! Forestieri-gate!" "Forestieri-gate?" "The Stir,Stubbs. The bloody Stir. They've been on here and glanced amongst the bickering Fernando threads and they've used it to find our current discourse for maximum leverage and then gone and got into the unsuspecting Bannan! Asking his take on it all!" "What's wrong with that,Sir I'm sure it can't be too bad" "Here...." "Well to be honest Sir, they were hardly going to go lead with the other part of what he said are they..." "He’s coming back from some time out.So he’s needed time to get up to full fitness, but I’m sure Fernando can play a big part this season.We all know how good a player he is, it’s just about getting that other side and getting him working hard for the team. Then, no doubt, he’ll be one of the first names on the team sheet.” "Well, no of course they're not. But still I can't help but think they're revelling in this down there" "You can be very cynical,Sir" "And rightly so! You only have to look at those terrible beasts from SAG to know that it's not beyond the realms of fantasy to think that people have it in for us and revel in any negative surrounding the club" "Well, even if it is, it's only one paper. And I'm not sure people pay any attention to it any more" "Not just the Stir though Stubbs. not just the Stir! It's spurred uncle Biggys on too!" "I find it hard to believe that Biggs would write anything cynical,Sir" "Well, he hasn't as such. But he's put a teaser out there. Left a nibble!" "What's he said?" "Interesting this on Forestieri. Makes sense of this comment Garry Monk made to me in midweek: “With the ball, he did very well.” Looking at this quote afresh, I think the qualifying first part was quite significant. #SWFC "Well, yes ok. Maybe he's jumping on the Doom Waggon a bit. But it's hardly an all out attack. He's merely hinting that he already knew what Doom was getting at before Doom printed it. Journalists are always making out they heard something before another journalist heard it. It's what they do, Sir. One upmanship. making out they knew about the story all along." "Well maybe so, Stubbs. Maybe so. But what about this then! His Twitter feed in the last 24 hrs! A picture of him smiling away with King Pig!" "Well he is impartial Sir. There's nothing that says he can't get on with Wild-" "Stubbs! Don't mention that name! And then. Gon on, scroll down man. Scroll down! It's all about Dave Bassett after that! Then ...then.....an evening with Brian sodding Deane!" "He does do columns for both clubs though,Sir it's not as if he's on Wednesday pay roll " "Then further down there's a clip of John Sheridan..." "You see. I told you he was neutral" "....scoring for Leeds Stubbs! John Sheridan scoring for Leeds!" "The ba$tard" "Exactly. The press are ready to abandon us Stubbs. Then come like ravenous crows to the cadaverous feast if we lose tomorrow, especially is Forestieri doesn't play, fans fight amongst themselves. It'll be like a birthday for them" "Good evening,Sir" "Where are you going Stubbs?" "I'm away to the village,Sir, to find Hargreaves. We don't just need Owlstalk servers down. We might need every server in the City down" "Good lad Stubbs. Good lad. For the Wednesday" "For the Wednesday, Sir" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHARLTON - V - WEDNESDAY Saturday 30th November, 2019 12:30 (UK) The Valley ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE TEAM NEWS Injury-hit Charlton will be without Conor Gallagher as he serves a one-match ban against Sheffield Wednesday. Josh Cullen, Adedeji Oshilaja and Lyle Taylor are still out, so youngsters Albie Morgan and Alfie Doughty may again feature in the Addicks' first game since a takeover was announced. Liam Palmer is still banned for The Owls, while Julian Borner is also suspended after picking up a fifth yellow card of the season. Keiren Westwood remaining sidelined with injury, with Cameron Dawson expected to deputise once more in his absence. ------------------------------------------------------------------- CHARLTON (3-5-2): Phillips Lockyer Pearce Sarr Solly Morgan Pratley Oshilaja Purrington Leko Bonne ------------------------------------------- SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY (4-1-4-1): Dawson Odubajo Iorfa Lees Fox Hutchinson Reach Luongo Bannan Harris Fletcher ------------------------------------------------------- Gaffers Charlton's Lee Bowyer: "Under all the circumstances with the budget and the amount of players that we have out... I can't say I'm happy because we aren't winning, but the way we're performing is acceptable. Even through the results aren't right, our performances are still good. "Every point is tough in this division. No one has got any given right to take three points. We're going to keep trying to do that and we will get there, I have no doubt about that." Wednesday's Garry Monk: "We are a work in progress but we are in a healthy position and we will work as hard as we can in the time that we have before the next game to give ourselves the best possible chance. "A point was the least we deserved from a game we thoroughly dominated [against Birmingham]. It's testament to the lads that we created so many chances when I would say we were quite sloppy in areas. But that's the quality we have in creating those chances nevertheless and we will continue to work as hard as we can to make things turn." -------------------------------------------------------------- Match facts Charlton Athletic will be looking to win consecutive home league games against Sheffield Wednesday for the first time since October 1988 at Selhurst Park. Sheffield Wednesday's 3-0 victory in their last meeting with Charlton in March 2016 ended a six-match winless run against the Addicks in all competitions. Charlton are winless in their last six league games (D2 L4), last going longer without a victory in the EFL between November 2017 and January 2018 (a run of eight), in League One. Sheffield Wednesday have won just one point from their last seven league visits to London (W0 D1 L6), failing to score in each of their last four visits to the capital. Charlton have lost more points from winning positions (15) than any other Championship side in 2019-20, failing to win each of their last two in the competition despite scoring the opening goal in both games (vs Cardiff and Luton). Each of Sheffield Wednesday's last six away league defeats have been by a one-goal margin, losing 2-1 in each of their last two away games against Blackburn and West Brom. --------------------------------------------------- COME ON WEDNESDAY ************ --------------------------------------------- "Evening Mrs Wankskill" "Good evening Mr Stubbs" "Quiet in here tonight" "It was busy earlier" "Has a stranger been in. Someone you didn't recognise." "Funny you should say that. We did have a stranger in. Big bald headed fella. He was a real character. That's why the place is so empty" "Why?" "He asked if I'd got a a concert room where he could put some indie bands on. Next thing everyone's bolted off to the Navvies" "And the man?" "He finished his drink and left. Said he'd got something important to do" "Did he say what?" "He did actually. Not that I understood it. He said he wanted to make sure no one got let down again and that he was going to go home and turn the super boosters on and make sure his servers were all 100% ready for tomorrow afternoon after the game. Infact he said there'll be more room for opinion than ever before. Everyone in the City will be able to get on. Whatever that means." "Oh bolllocks" Edited November 30, 2019 by Lord Snooty 12 3 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulixifer Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 We're on a pretty awful run. Ironically, our run against Charlton is equally bad. It would be typical football for a 0-1 Wednesday win. Personally, would like us to find a way to start Fernando. It's time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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offalyowl Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Brilliantas always snoots and let's hope stubbs gets him before the boosters are turned on, actually don't bother logging on here after matches anymore because sometimes it's depressing some of the things u see posted on here anyway hope we win tomorrow to lighten the mood uto 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Blue Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Nice one. I feel like there's a similar narrative arc developing between Messrs Forestieri and Hargreaves. Formerly an ever-present, now merely lurking on the periphery, yet with perhaps one more act still to come. The rest, to quote one of the most highly revered wordsmiths of recent generations, Natasha Bedingfield, "...is still unwritten." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Brilliant Snoots. It's great to have Stubbs back. Come onnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumbullowl Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Kieran you're a really good player, you've just got to believe. And don't worry about placing the ball just so when Barry is going to take the corner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 THE WEDNESDAY 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 “Be- bloody-coz”... I’m going to use that when explaining to my grandchildren why they can’t watch X Fucktor or Get me out of the pi••in’ jungle on my boggin’ tele. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedee Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Excellent OP. Decent chance today for 3 much needed points. UTO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: Sky have picked a beauty 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Birmingham was yet another game where we deserved more than we got. Trouble is, it starts to wear down confidence. We are probably due the complete opposite - a game where we are tripe and outplayed, but we win with a scratchy shinned mis-kick in a late scramble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Excellent OMDT Snoots. Glad to see stubbs back on the scene. Think we may find our shooting boots today 1-3 to the owls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsHall Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 We will win...we will, won’t we? UTO. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striker Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 No disrespect intended, ordinarily a tough game and sure we may still make it tough, but against a promoted team, with 13 players absent, a game we should be winning. Of course it's the Wednesday way to wee wee tail it up, but think we have a good chance of 3 points today. 0-2 to Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Charlton finally have the feel good factor back after their hated owner sells his stake in the club. Their first opponents since the announcement? It's the Wednesday way!!! 2-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Server on full power Snoots ... Can anyone find me 15 ton of pigshìt? This things a greedy bugger ? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Have you tried looking around the John street area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Come on the Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Bulgaria said: Have you tried looking around the John street area? We've diverted the sewers from TC4EVERS House but it's just not enough ....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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