Samurai Blue

"Wednesday vs Brentford. Skybet Championship. 26 February 2019. KO 7:45PM. £3.00"

♫"I bet that you look good on the dance floor. I don't know if you're looking for romance or... I don't know what you're looking for. I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Milking fans dry like for example that Club 1867. ...uh, Club 1867."♫ Doesn't rhyme. Forget it.

He counts the 4 seasons.

Not sure what's up with Hector today. He seems so distracted. C'mon lad, sort tha' sen out.

We seem to be giving them the ball quite a lot. Must be cases of mistaken identity due to another kit clash.

Not sure. I think this is possibly some kind of metaphysical experiment.

Now then, do I reply with the clean version about him being introspective or...

"I got 99 problems, but a pitch ain't one."

Archimedes from The Sword in the Stone is the scariest owl I could find.

"Only 7 points away." "From the top?" "Um, no, no. From the playoffs." "Well. That's nothing to get too excited about is it? That's still quite a large gap as it stands." "Erm. No, not as it stands. I mean, if we'd won 2 games that we didn't win." "Oh, FFS."

Isn't that run by... ?

I thought this was it.

@j17tjp Which part of that gag didn’t you understand mate? I double-checked Wikipedia. It was definitely January.