flo Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) The new kit comes out and some fans moan about the material and fabric and stitching. Edited July 16, 2019 by flo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damianb1 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 We appoint semedo as manager who manages on deadline day to secure his best mate cristiano for his final season of football but the registration doesn't go through until seconds after the window slams shut meaning he is ineligible to play until 1st January. On New Year's Eve the night before his first appearance the he is awoken by midnight fireworks and upon getting up and opening his bedroom window to examine the noise he suffers a perforated eardrum ultimately ruling him out for the season which is his final one as a professional footballer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyowl Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Moyes, McLaren or Keane to come in and we are 17th in November and fans want the manager gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Mr Meadows rips his season ticket up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Neg Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Some two hat agent sends Chansiri a VHS copy of Mike Basset England Manager and all of a sudden Ricky Tomlinson is in charge. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Just now, Colinwestzicoest said: Mr Meadows rips his season ticket up. Or cuts his card in half. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNHARKES Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) We appoint Hughton he gets injured. Newcastle sack bruce and appoint Hughton. We get embargoed and points deduction. Edited July 16, 2019 by JOHNHARKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesteel Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) Forestieri and the FA Edited July 16, 2019 by Bluesteel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 DC uses the 4m compensation to finally buy some taxis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 We will have a choice between Hughton, GVB and Zola for the managers job, Zola will get it and replicate his Birmingham form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueOwl Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 We somehow manage to land somebody like Sam Allardyce on a big fat contract and he gets prosecuted and imprisoned for for tax evasion on the opening game of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 More yellow lines on the roads around the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueOwl Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 The club is the very definition of Murphy’s law. Ramsey Bolton could have been talking about Wednesday when he once said “if you think this story has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worksop Wednesday Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Steve Gibson asks EFL to investigate compensation payment for Bruce Forestieri gets 10 game ban Not sure in which order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 We will run out of pies on the South on first home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onge Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Points deduction Relegation If being a Wednesday fan has taught me anything, it's wild optimism... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookone Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 7 hours ago, bobness said: Judge orders us to pay £4m in royalties for use of WAWAW Winner Winner chicken dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueOwl Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Chris Wilder PFA manager of the year ‘19-20’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookone Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Bruce buys Rhodes for 4 million, he scores 20 in the Prem and Bruce sells him for £20 million, and we forget to insert a sell on clause. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animis Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 FF gets an unprecedented season ban, then barricades himself into the Asda on hunger strike but gets distracted by the tinned corn beef and salami and ends up putting on five stone. The FA then reduce his ban to six weeks by which time he has to be chair lifted out of the confectionaries' isle by the SY Fire Service and spends the rest of the season in rehab. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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