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21 minutes ago, vulva said:

The specially selected guests will enjoy a magnificent buffet prepared by the brand new chef, who recently completed a stint at the prestigious Prezzo restaurant in Salisbury. 

Phew what a relief, I thougt he had come from Zizzi.

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Excellent thread again Pauli, the best yet probably, I’ll read it later when I can be arsed, with a mug of Ovaltine and a white chocolate cookie.

 

Love the shadow llama sniffing Tay Tay’s crotch, the dirty cow.

 

Reckon we’re going to win 26-0. Nuhiu to score all 26.

 

Got to dash, I need a sheeite.

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3 minutes ago, StudentOwl said:

Is that our next manager? 

 

Can't say too much. 

 

He's actually a plumber by trade

On the books of a firm called Doyen Plumbing and Heating which has absolutely no links to Doyen Global or Doyen  Sports and it's just a pure,  pure coincidence that they have a similar name.

 

He's coming to install more toilets for the women on the KOP and will be announced as first team coach shortly after.  

But it is NOTHING to do with our 'Advisors' . Honest. 

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3 minutes ago, theowlsman said:

Excellent thread again Pauli, the best yet probably, I’ll read it later when I can be arsed, with a mug of Ovaltine and a white chocolate cookie.

 

Love the shadow llama sniffing Tay Tay’s crotch, the dirty cow.

 

Reckon we’re going to win 26-0. Nuhiu to score all 26.

 

Got to dash, I need a sheeite.

You must be touching cloth mate ...

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2 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Can't say too much. 

 

He's actually a plumber by trade

On the books of a firm called Doyen Plumbing and Heating which has absolutely no links to Doyen Global or Doyen  Sports and it's just a pure,  pure coincidence that they have a similar name.

 

He's coming to install more toilets for the women on the KOP and will be announced as first team coach shortly after.  

But it is NOTHING to do with our 'Advisors' . Honest. 

 

Is this the guy? Could he unblock a job for us?

 

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5 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Can't say too much. 

 

He's actually a plumber by trade

On the books of a firm called Doyen Plumbing and Heating which has absolutely no links to Doyen Global or Doyen  Sports and it's just a pure,  pure coincidence that they have a similar name.

 

He's coming to install more toilets for the women on the KOP and will be announced as first team coach shortly after.  

But it is NOTHING to do with our 'Advisors' . Honest. 

 

 

Brilliant 

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2 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

I had a turtle's head on my wedding day going up the aisle...the madrigal choir didn't smell owt tho....so I think I got away with that one...

 

FFS.

 

Did you manage to nip it in the bud ? 

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28 minutes ago, Captain Scarlett said:

DHL  messed up again.........supposed to be a selection of fine wines to go with the cheese sandwiches,  but somehow got re-routed to Swansea. Have to

 

make do with Tizer   Lucozade  now.

 

 

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 Is that guy on the label chucking up?

 

 

 

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