Lord Snooty Posted November 25, 2017 Author Share Posted November 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, CalmJimmers said: I think it was reyt cold though wasn’t it? Maybe his todger was all cold and shrivelled up so didn’t catch it flush? Then got embarrassed later on and wanted to show he didn’t have a cold prawn todger so asked to come off? You never know. It's an excellent call. Might have been just a wee nick on the end of the acorn. Explaining the lack of blood. But when he got back into the heat of the dressing room and big Mick kindly offered to give him a massage ... .....the old a spunk trumpet might have suddenly opened the blood valves and hey presto....claret everywhere 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Good morning matchday gangbangers, I bring you excellent news. Pardew is to become the Baggies’ boss, so no more Pardew talk. Excellent thread again Pauli I assume. I’ll read it later when I can be arsed. Hope my sexy little minx Tay Tay is flashing her knickers off in your gallery of pics and funny bits. Reading between the lines, then reading again, just to make sure you don’t miss the unfunny pun, I get the feeling that people think we’ll have a tough task today but I don’t. I think we’ll annihilate the opposition, and probably win by at least 25 goals, with the Dream Team of Hoops and Nuhiu back together up front, and also assuming that the jinx known as Grandad, or deleted login, as he prefers to be called, is still avoiding the games, and instead pottering about in his allottment. Back in the top 6 soon, and already starting to dust off the trestle tables. Ps - The Mrs has given me some good news, and some bad news about her Black Friday jaunt to the States. The good news is that she’s found tons of bargains. The bad news is that on top of the cost of flights, hotel, and eating out every night, excess baggage costs have negated any savings she made. But at least I’ll have some different socks for Christmas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madfan Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 TEAM TALK FOR READING. Right lads - forget all this tippy tappy at the back. Go out there and enjoy yourselves - get at em. No need to thank me Carlos, Yours , yet another know it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 minute ago, steveger said: Does that mean we don't need to pray for a win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trev Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 C'mon Wednesday!! 0-9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, theowlsman said: Good morning matchday gangbangers, I bring you excellent news. Pardew is to become the Baggies’ boss, so no more Pardew talk. Excellent thread again Pauli I assume. I’ll read it later when I can be arsed. Hope my sexy little minx Tay Tay is flashing her knickers off in your gallery of pics and funny bits. Reading between the lines, then reading again, just to make sure you don’t miss the unfunny pun, I get the feeling that people think we’ll have a tough task today but I don’t. I think we’ll annihilate the opposition, and probably win by at least 25 goals, with the Dream Team of Hoops and Nuhiu back together up front, and also assuming that the jinx known as Grandad, or deleted login, as he prefers to be called, is still avoiding the games, and instead pottering about in his allottment. Back in the top 6 soon, and already starting to dust off the trestle tables. Ps - The Mrs has given me some good news, and some bad news about her Black Friday jaunt to the States. The good news is that she’s found tons of bargains. The bad news is that on top of the cost of flights, hotel, and eating out every night, excess baggage costs have negated any savings she made. But at least I’ll have some different socks for Christmas. Ps - Yes, this is a boast post. Not everyone can get rid of their Mrs for a week, it was well worth the cost. No interrupted football or Cricket viewing, and the kids have had an excellent time not getting bathed everynight, and eating exotic food for tea like Chinese, Indian, and those Italian pizza things. According to my young lad, “Mothers are superfluous, lacking in adventure, and not conducive to having a happy domestic environment”. Also referred to me as SuperDad. He’s quite bright for an 11 year old. Taken a shine to Black Sheep and Cuban cigars too. My Daughter is on the same page too after being able to stay up late all week to watch I’m A Celebrity. Dad Power innit? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 29 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Still. .whatever the shenanigans. ......it was a perfect boot in the balls. Let's see it again OOOOOOOOF It's a red card - in this day and age, a red card But unless Glenn is trying out his new pair of Rosa Klebb boots, or McGoldrick's jockstrap was in the wash, it's more 'ouch!' that surgery and a month out We've all watched Rugby Union, right? Front row forwards receive harsher treatment everytime they form a scrum, and that's from their own team mates! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 ... wait a minute, perhaps Glenn Loovens IS Rosa Klebb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Rugby is a bit touchy feely for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted November 25, 2017 Author Share Posted November 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ethel The Tree said: It's a red card - in this day and age, a red card But unless Glenn is trying out his new pair of Rosa Klebb boots, or McGoldrick's jockstrap was in the wash, it's more 'ouch!' that surgery and a month out Do they even wear straps or boxes these days? Strikes me they're all too fashion concious. Big headphones and boxer shorts. Swinging about like a couple of eggs in an old carrier bag. Always asking for trouble. 6 minutes ago, Ethel The Tree said: We've all watched Rugby Union, right? Front row forwards receive harsher treatment everytime they form a scrum, and that's from their own team mates! Yes, but you know the rugger boys, most have then have tucked their balls and pecker back up their inguinal canal before the match whilst running around the dressing room pretending to be women - just for banter of course. They're not enjoying it too much or anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BRADDO Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 20 minutes ago, theowlsman said: Ps - Yes, this is a boast post. Not everyone can get rid of their Mrs for a week, it was well worth the cost. No interrupted football or Cricket viewing, and the kids have had an excellent time not getting bathed everynight, and eating exotic food for tea like Chinese, Indian, and those Italian pizza things. According to my young lad, “Mothers are superfluous, lacking in adventure, and not conducive to having a happy domestic environment”. Also referred to me as SuperDad. He’s quite bright for an 11 year old. Taken a shine to Black Sheep and Cuban cigars too. My Daughter is on the same page too after being able to stay up late all week to watch I’m A Celebrity. Dad Power innit? Right, what did I do with that Social Services number?................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ethel The Tree said: It's a red card - in this day and age, a red card But unless Glenn is trying out his new pair of Rosa Klebb boots, or McGoldrick's jockstrap was in the wash, it's more 'ouch!' that surgery and a month out We've all watched Rugby Union, right? Front row forwards receive harsher treatment everytime they form a scrum, and that's from their own team mates! I think you might have solved the conundrum of how we play and why we play that way Ethel. After all, in rugby don't they have to pass the ball backwards to go forwards and then if they aren't getting anywhere some bugger hoofs it upfield and out of play , thereby giving the oppos possession and calling it attacking play ??? On top of that poor owld Bannon thinks he scores a point every time he puts the ball over the bar. Situation sussed mate !!!!! CARLOS IS A RUGBY COACH, NOT A FOOTBALL COACH 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sonny said: Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! Tackle Pass Shoot Score Tackle Pass Shoot Score... WIN! After Ipswich and the MaGolddick affair that should be....... Tackle bash boot sore, Shirley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, BRADDO said: Right, what did I do with that Social Services number?................. Social Services woman was round last night with her confiscated Pit Bull, we finished off a bottle of Vodka and talked about fishing. She loves fishing. Said not to worry. Love that tattoo on her right buttock btw. All is good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 I've got hold of the tapes used to personally coach Loovans. He he is following instructions to the letter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatahoot Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 That Loovens tackle was so late and high, it was embarrassing. Straight red for me. Note CC had nowt to say about referee after the game. Today against Reading has the look of a 1-1 scoreline. Too much at stake for either club to risk a loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymae's Dad Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Please turn up today lads, I'm at work till 6 surrounded by L#4ds scum, it's a long enough day as it is......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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