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On 20/10/2017 at 15:48, canyoujust said:

after the watch , print , shirt and cakeball/ anniversary shambles & disaster... Let's guess what our commercial masterminds will go with next . 

 

Something cutting edge like an IPhone 3 case in time for Xmas ( limited stock of 16000) @ £89 each 

 

Wheres Hirsty board game ... Find where our star youth player actually is before he leaves in Jan. Please note board game not available until after Xmas( available in time for half term caravan holidays in caister ) 

 

War of the Monster trucks relaunch on Beta Max @ £49.99 with a signed Richard Whiteley cover ( note subject to RW availability) 

 

Buy a lifetime PIe season ticket , give us £10k and we will provide you with a VIP Pewter etched pie holder and guaranteed Balti Pie per match for life ( note holder to be returned after season and pie offer not guaranteed )

 

 

Make mine a Chicken Balti, Failing that Steak and Kidney. :tango:

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TEXT WAWAW TO 65200 FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A SIGNED DARREN POTTER CORNER MASTERCLASS DVD

 

Features:

  • 3k resolution viewing of THAT moment when Darren Potter did what the likes of Ronaldo and Messi have never done and hit the first man from three consecutive corners infront of the Wednesday Kop.
  • EXCLUSIVE two hour interview with Darren Potter on how he announced himself to the world with an individual piece of corner brilliance which has never been repeated.
  • "Bend it like Potter" - Emulate your footballing hero with a masterclass from the man himself.

David Beckham: "When people ask me what it was like to be the greatest corner taker football has ever seen, I tell them to go and ask Darren Potter"

 

Competition closes when enough people have text in to make it worth it. Text cost £18.67. Prize cannot be sold on.

 

 

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  Feeling aggressive , stressed , on edge . Introducing the new Chris wilder punch man . A life size rubber Chris wilder , punch it , kick it , beat it with a stick . Hours of fun for all the family as you viciously beat the , one of our own , hero from the dark side while wondering what he could do with our squad . Only £8000 plus a special offer of an assortment of mugging tools at £400 each , imagine the fun of creeping up behind your rubber wilder and whacking him with your wednesday endorsed club .

 

  Also available a Billy Sharp rubber dart board so after you've finished throwing darts you can punch it to your hearts content , darts , flights , boxing gloves sold separately.  Only €186700 . Prices will go up dependant of success so get in quick . 

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The Paul Jewell polo shirt with the words "we are reyt good" blasted to the front only available in xxxxl hi vis pink

 

Ola Tidman signed goalie gloves with middle finger missing on both, easier to rod off the crowd for giving you grief

 

Ronny Wallwork "im getting out soon" limited edition belt

 

Own a piece of Hillsborough turf, supplied with grass seeds to grow the thing youself

 

Wednesday tie with the crest upside down so only you can see its true beauty

 

The Wednesday pen ink sold seperatly

 

Father christmas outfits in blue and white only available to purchase in the off season

 

Signed Di Canio posters.......in a west ham shirt kissing the badge

 

Ron Atkinson canvas holding a Villa Scarf above his head

 

New Sheffield Wednesday flags with no fire safety certificate so you cannot take it into the ground

 

 

 

 

 

 

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'Curb your enthusiasm' - An evening with David Pleat....and guests!

He's back folks, to celebrate the 150th  celebrations with a bang. Don't miss out on a 'ride' in the silver haired foxes automobile, plus an exclusive 'gift' for any of his 3 passengers.

***1st come 1st serve. Free all you can eat finger buffet on arrival***

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How about a season pass allowing you to leave the match at various points in the game? Everyone else has to stay to the  bitter end.

 

Prices set at around £300 to leave at any point in the second half, £200 to leave after 70 minutes and £100 to leave after 80 minutes?

 

Obviously a pay on the day option should be available too priced at £250, £150 and £50 respectively (further £5 discount for members).

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15 minutes ago, apswfcowl said:

How about a season pass allowing you to leave the match at various points in the game? Everyone else has to stay to the  bitter end.

 

Prices set at around £300 to leave at any point in the second half, £200 to leave after 70 minutes and £100 to leave after 80 minutes?

 

Obviously a pay on the day option should be available too priced at £250, £150 and £50 respectively (further £5 discount for members).

Complete with your own balaclava, so as not to be recognised when creeping out. 

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1 hour ago, TbagMcgraw said:

'Curb your enthusiasm' - An evening with David Pleat....and guests!

He's back folks, to celebrate the 150th  celebrations with a bang. Don't miss out on a 'ride' in the silver haired foxes automobile, plus an exclusive 'gift' for any of his 3 passengers.

***1st come 1st serve. Free all you can eat finger buffet on arrival***

I totally got this .........

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