OWLERTON GHOST Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Costello 77 said: A limited edition watch that you can't buy but you can have a crapper one now that we've got your money.....sorry...too daft. You've lost your mojo lately....good job I'm around. . I won't let you down pal..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABC123456789 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Raffle draw. 1st prize: Free club 1867 membership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HirstWhoScoredIt Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) Get this limited edition, never to be seen, valuable golden necklace. A 24 carrot golden Adam Reach cross with Atdhe Nuhiu meeting it on top. Only £1,867. Delivery guaranteed by Xmas (2019) Limited Edition of only 100. * Unless we sell out then we'll make some more. Edited October 20, 2017 by HirstWhoScoredIt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Sheffield Wednesday butt plug next, because at those prices your gunna well and truly get F""ked by the club........ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Christmas Jumpers , £60 each , in store just in time for Easter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Woozie said: The cakeball has been the best thing about this anniversary season. Long will it be remembered. Then it fell apart, just like our season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Pie season ticket. Every game you have a £5 allowance in the club food retail units, beer or pie etc to the value of £5. X23 = £115.00 per season. 3 year pie season ticket would be worth £345.00. Sell them for £310.50 a pop, 10% discount would generate (assuming 5,000 signed up) £1,552,500 in income. 1867 scheme currently running a £9000.00 income (assume @OWLSTALKis correct in 6 customers . If they read this site expect this offer very soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-owls Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Want to be flu free this winter? "Forget about the trip to your local GP for the jab, simply place an online order and relax in the comfort of your own home. For just £80 this special edition Ola Tidman glove will guarantee that you won't catch a thing" If's that not your thing then why not treat yourself to our latest cassette release "The real Kim Olsen" Listen to the smooth and soothing voice of the great Dane in the bath, your bed or perhaps whilst running through Greno Woods as Kim talks us through his time at S6, his love of cows arses and banjo's, his fear of goal nets and his special relationship with Chris Turner. The Real Kim Olsen is available in the megastore only priced at £50 (Walkman not included) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HirstWhoScoredIt Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 48 minutes ago, HirstWhoScoredIt said: Get this limited edition, never to be seen, valuable golden necklace. A 24 carrot golden Adam Reach cross with Atdhe Nuhiu meeting it on top. Only £1,867. Delivery guaranteed by Xmas (2019) Limited Edition of only 100. * Unless we sell out then we'll make some more. Carat - bloody auto text 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 hours ago, HirstWhoScoredIt said: Apparently, they are about to launch a "Dinner with the 1991 Squad" at KFC. £2,000 + VAT for a table of 10. Although you only get 9 places because Lawrie Madden gets the other. Menu:- Starter:- - An exquisitely and lavishly presented cup of crystal clear H20. Main Course:- - Beautifully succulent chicken breast coated in luxurious bread crumbs served on a bed of free range salad. Side order of Pomme frites. Desert:- Glace Vanille Prices are limited strictly to 20 tables so book early to avoid disappointment. STAR OFFERING Sponsor the event and get to leave your business cards on every table and receive bottomless cups of Cola for only £5K + VAT - this sponsorship package will be over subscribed so book early! didn't that Glace vanille used cto manage chelski 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Sheffield Wednesday his and her matching pjs playoff final 28th May 2016, only a couple of seasons late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Goalposts made with fur net linings: Great for regularly conceding soft goals into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) The cakeball thing is genius. I can just see 5,000 fancy dress cake balls bouncing round the Green Man beer garden prior to the play off final. In terms of merchandise, I understand there are plans for some Barry Bannan embossed stepladders. Edited October 20, 2017 by vulva 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jack Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Seriously apart from David Blunkett and his dog, who else is the marketing team!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Big Jack said: Seriously apart from David Blunkett and his dog, who else is the marketing team!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jack Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, vulva said: Wondered what happened to him, now we know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Big Jack said: Wondered what happened to him, now we know. He's engraving 1687 into some watches as we speak. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 chocolate advent calendar - counting down the days towards Christmas - will be in stock and in the shop by August 2018. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jack Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, vulva said: He's engraving 1687 into some watches as we speak. No that's Blunkets job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jack Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 How about limited edition Connect 4-4-2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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