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Inspired by this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007/nov/30/1 - I wondered who your best and worst footy commentators were?

For me ...

Best

Barry Davies - Such a shame he spent his career as second fiddle to the useless Jon Motson

Martin Tyler - You've got to say he's fantastic, great voice, great knowledge

Alan Green - I know he's a bit of a Marmite commentator but I love his passion and opinionated nature

Worst

Jon Motson - Sooooo irritating

Mark Lawrenson - Try commentating on the football for once rather than make sh*t joke nobody finds funny

Clive Tysley - Tries to script his entire commentary before the game even kicks off, I remember he saying "Messi, he only ever lends the ball to other players" and I could just picture his smug face at the back of the commentary box nodding and thinking "you're great Clive

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Inspired by this: http://www.guardian....l/2007/nov/30/1 - I wondered who your best and worst footy commentators were?

For me ...

Best

Barry Davies - Such a shame he spent his career as second fiddle to the useless Jon Motson

Martin Tyler - You've got to say he's fantastic, great voice, great knowledge

Alan Green - I know he's a bit of a Marmite commentator but I love his passion and opinionated nature

Worst

Jon Motson - Sooooo irritating

Mark Lawrenson - Try commentating on the football for once rather than make sh*t joke nobody finds funny

Clive Tysley - Tries to script his entire commentary before the game even kicks off, I remember he saying "Messi, he only ever lends the ball to other players" and I could just picture his smug face at the back of the commentary box nodding and thinking "you're great Clive

wednesday fan too*

*might have made that up

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Agree that Motson is up there with the worse, he should retire as he's starting to sound like an old man in a nursing home rambling on.

Also in a non-sexist way that bird who crops up on match of the day or fls every now and then, she is an awful, awful commentator. sounds like a poo poo voice over on a poo poo kung fu film!!!

Not sure who the best is, i'd probably go for Martin Tyler as well.

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best kenneth wolstenholm .

worst by a country mile was danny blanchflower .

Danny Blanchflower was bloody awful, more so on Junior Criss-Cross Quiz though.

I used to like Motson before he became this strange self-parody. I hated Brian Moore, what with his inability to understand the rules of football (not to mention his head uncannily like London Planetarium).

My current favourites are... no, I don't like any of them. John 'We-he-nes-day' Helm took the bloody biscuit. As did the bloke on the Season Review videos who used to call Graham Hyde 'Julian'.

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Best Martin Tyler ("CAN YOU BELIEVE ITTTTTTTT!") or Barry Davies ("BERGKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP OH WHAT A GOAL!)

Worst any of the poo poo ITV lot. Tyldsley used to be okay back in the day but now he just seems to love the sound of his own voice.

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