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1 hour ago, mcmigo said:

‘As I was going to st Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats. Each cat had seven kits.

kits, cats, sacks and wives

how many were going to st Ives?

 

ps long to Adthe SVP’

 

 

51, you was the driver on the rovrum owls coach

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Your turn for the chippy Baz.

Chips fish peas X7

Chips and fish cake peas x3

Kids meal for Hunt with beans and a carton of orange, don't forget the ******** straw this time.

x5 Balti pies with chips

Chips large battered sausage X6

Chips and curry X4 

4 sachets of tomato sauce.

Pellapussy says he cant tackle owt , he'll make do with a cup a soup.

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41 minutes ago, Uncle Mort AMB said:

Your turn for the chippy Baz.

Chips fish peas X7

Chips and fish cake peas x3

Kids meal for Hunt with beans and a carton of orange, don't forget the ******** straw this time.

x5 Balti pies with chips

Chips large battered sausage X6

Chips and curry X4 

4 sachets of tomato sauce.

Pellapussy says he cant tackle owt , he'll make do with a cup a soup.

DC was hoping you'd pick up a tuna burger while your at it...  with some mushy peas.. oh and 24 cans of Elev 8 (any flavor)

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Dear Mr Bannan,

Thank you for your letter enquiring about our refund policy.

Our terms of business clearly state that we are unable to consider any form of refund and this was pointed out to you before the transplant.

Please refer to clause 6 paragraph 2 where it clearly states “ no matter how catastrophic the outcome of your transplant is we will accept no liability “

Assuring you of our best intentions at all times,

Yours sincerely ,

Mr.S. L. Aphead,

Pubes R Us Ltd.

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