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22 minutes ago, TodwickOwl said:

You lot want to think yourself lucky you owned a pair of football boots

 

I had to play football with tarpaulin wrapped round my feet, on a pitch with nettles at knee height - and the ball was made of cement 

Tarpaulin ? Luxury

Aye well we had it tough 

We couldn't afford nettles had to play ont marsh wi carrier bags for wellies wi a blighted tater for a ball

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3 hours ago, sternlad said:

Aye that flooring...looks second to none. Wonder whose bathroom it really is? And what is the significance of these orange boots? Is he about to hang them up? Does he indeed want to sell ‘em? Most of us don’t remember what he looks like any

more...are his boots “made for walkin’” to a different club? Damn it Gary! What are you trying to tell us?

 

Taking the mickey a little.

He's getting himself fit for the shop window and a potentially lucrative new contract if we can grab a draw at Chelsea, excellent publicity to say I'm back, fit and available if he could score the winner at Hillsborough in the replay.. lol

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26 minutes ago, shezzas left peg said:

Taking the mickey a little.

He's getting himself fit for the shop window and a potentially lucrative new contract if we can grab a draw at Chelsea, excellent publicity to say I'm back, fit and available if he could score the winner at Hillsborough in the replay.. lol

What shop windows that American Golf.

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42 minutes ago, squonk said:

Tarpaulin ? Luxury

Aye well we had it tough 

We couldn't afford nettles had to play ont marsh wi carrier bags for wellies wi a blighted tater for a ball

 

Taters? You’re bloody lucky to have taters

 

We didn’t even have feet. We had to use tree stumps connected to our knees to kick the dead fox around in an old steelworks 

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3 minutes ago, whatdial said:

Seriously? These offer zero protection. May as well wear some old school pumps 

 

Protection to what?

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1 hour ago, Sham67 said:

 

Hope you're a decent player or you'll look a righttwat in them.

I've got a magic left foot but my right is for standing purposes only 

 

1 hour ago, tomo2001 said:

It's getting more and more popular these days women's football !!

I do look good in a dress it must be said 

1 hour ago, whatdial said:

Seriously? These offer zero protection. May as well wear some old school pumps 

They don't get close enough to hurt me lol

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