Bielsa Bucket Song Banter

[owls about that]

A bit of a banter song with Leeds fans about the bucket their manager Bielsa sits on in the technical area.

 

"Whose the tw*t on the bucket

You Leeds sc*m,  you Leeds scum

Whose the tw*t on the bucket

He looks like a pr*ck"

 

And when we score

 

"Theres a ball in your bucket

You Leeds sc*um, you Leeds sc*m

There's a ball in your bucket

And your team are sh*t

 

 

[Bolsterstone Owl]

You should change your username to PaulMcCartneyOwl. 

[TommyCraig]

[Jon Newsome]

Delete this thread and ban the op, remove the evidence.

[East coast owl]

I’d rather fizz a rusty bucket than be a united fan for just 1 minute!!!!!

[East coast owl]

F@ck a bucket

[alanharper]

It's got potential, just needs a couple of tweaks. To be honest the only thing I'd get rid of would be all of the words and the tune (whatever it is).

[owls about that]

11 minutes ago, Not Jon Newsome said:

Delete this thread and ban the op, remove the evidence.

Snooty W*nker

[torres]

He's thought about it, he then typed it AND he still posted it!!!

 

Tablet time i think pal 

[royalowlisback]

He pronounces it "Bouquet".

[Owlinmad]

This care in the community idea never really worked did it ?

[Guest The Claw]

just needs a bit of work but it has potential.

[BRADDO]

Ooooookaaaaaay.

[Inspector Lestrade]

Just now, The Claw said:

just needs a bit of work but it has potential.

 

I agree just needs to change all the words, make it scan better, fewer lines, a different subject and he's on to a winner.  I like it. 

[Castleford Owl]

Let's not

[PopePiusX]

I mean, surely:

 

'There's a goal in your bucket

Bielsa, Bielsa

There's a goal in your bucket

Bielsa, a goal'

 

Possible flaws;

 

1) He might not bring the bucket

2) It's not very good

3) The ball might not actually end up in the bucket anyway

4) See 2

5) See 4
6) No.

[Cjay]

Ive spotted a flaw in this song 

 

 

 

Its not a bucket 

 

Its a stool from the bar. 

[PopePiusX]

3 minutes ago, Cjay said:

Ive spotted a flaw in this song 

 

 

 

Its not a bucket 

 

Its a stool from the bar. 

 

Dirty Leeds barstools.

[Mr. Tom]

Bucket Liszt

[StudentOwl]

2 hours ago, alanharper said:

It's got potential, just needs a couple of tweaks. To be honest the only thing I'd get rid of would be all of the words and the tune (whatever it is).

Reminds me of Blackadder's retort to Baldrick after his rendition of his poem on war (BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM).

 

"I would just change one thing Baldrick"

"What's that sir?"

" The words"