OWLERTON GHOST Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 hour ago, One De Bilde said: Get a grip. There should be an outright ban for moronic posts such as this. I've read his post and draw a form of parrallel, it is very similar in line to an episode of Soccer AM way back with Noel Gallagher on the sofa .. To those who " know not" Professional Ligger and general arse licker Tim Lovejoy is wearing a Ramones T Shirt ..and Gallagher cuts him right down to size after agreeing what a great band they were N-G "name one of their songs" ? T-L .......embarrassing silence Maybe it's on the net somewhere ? Thats the Man Utd bit dealt with The Wednesday bit ? I agree Ban the idiot ....... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 has everyone forgotten you don't choose Wednesday they choose you. Once you get the disease it's incureable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 7 hours ago, Hougoumont said: So...did you shag her or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I find it hard to believe the O.P was in the presence of a Liverpool fan and had a conversation that long with the womean without the scouser chirping in. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobsworth Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Singha beer can be quite potent and large quantities shouldn't be imbibed before posting on OT. I was in Bangkok in 1992 with the new Mrs Nobsworth (we were on our honeymoon at the time) and a Thai chap asked us where we were from. "Sheffield" replied I. "Ah! Sheffield Wednesday!" said he. A big smile appeared on my face. "Absolutely!" said I. He smiled back and said: "Chris Waddle!" then politely guided into a shop where I ended up buying some brass bamboo-style cuttlery. Clever bloke to get someone from Sheffield to take cuttlery from Thailand back home. Still got them, btw. True story... 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 What a pile of cr•p , I don’t waste my time talking to Manures... you should know better. As for why I support Wednesday, I don’t know why, I just do, and I was born and live in the Isles of Scilly!! It’s certainly not for the glory. Had a family in the shop last week from Bristol and their ten year old supported Bristol Rovers. Had a great chat with him... he had more knowledge and passion than any glory hunting, brand associating, shallow man yoo tart. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinnssweetshop Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 10 hours ago, ThailandOwl said: So I’m proposing an outright ban on being able to qualify as a supporter if you weren’t born within spitting distance of the ground. Thank God, I'm still a Wednesday fan then !!!! p.s Top mango induced post !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamthesun Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I’m calling bullshit on this story. Anyone really born on t’Arbourthorne can easiliy spit to Hillsborough. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 11 hours ago, ThailandOwl said: There are 2 reasons. Firstly I’m 6000 miles away so its a little expensive and it would take a sizeable chunk out of my life. When I was younger I would often only miss a couple of away games in a season but now I admit to being a ‘big match’ fan only. £2k to see the Norwich match..worth every penny. However the main reason I can’t support them any longer is down to a conversation I had with a woman in a bar last night. A good friend of mine is a Liverpool supporter and as we walked into said bar he was confronted by this woman who proceeded to mock his team. I thought I’d find out where she was coming from, so I asked her what team she supported and she replied Man U. Swiftly followed by her enquiring of me which team I followed. On mentioning Wednesday she quickly lost interest and I took this as disapproval so I decided to scrutinize her choice of team. ‘Do you live in Manchester?’ I asked Monosyllabic answer ‘no’ ‘Were you born in Manchester ‘ I not so innocently probed. Affirmative response ‘Do you get to many matches?’ Monosyllabic negative reply..... followed by ‘But I’ve been to Manchester I did actually fall off my bar stool. Well smack me with a wet kipper, she’s been shopping in Selfridges and become a life long Man U Fan So where do you come from I continued ... some obscure Welsh town And why do you support Man U ... no answer... why not support your local team….no answer. I’m not sure she ever understood my message and my sweet talking repartee was obviously getting me no where so we parted company. A seven minute marriage made in heaven. Thank Buddha for intelligent Bar girls full of stimulating conversation coming to my rescue. Now I haven’t an intrinsic problem with Man U., but everywhere I go in the world I get pretty sick when people ask me where I’m from, and then immediately suggest Manchester or Liverpool. So I’m proposing an outright ban on being able to qualify as a supporter if you weren’t born within spitting distance of the ground. And that’s the second reason I can’t support Wednesday as I was born in (on the) Arbourthorne. So what’s the most feeble / tenuous reason you’ve heard for supporting a team and, whom amongst we Wednesday supporters, can claim to have started following them from the farthest away from the ground. (not where you live now ) I'm not very good at chatting up women aswell if that helps... Don't blame problems with women on football..... Hope that helps "Viz top tip" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 7 hours ago, Buckwheat said: Never felt like turning my back on the team even if I lived on Planet Alberon X, 50 million light years away. Beam back would be a non starter tho.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEdwards Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 If if spit on a salmon in Bentley and it goes upstream to Hillsborough does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hougoumont Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 So does wee pipe Emerey come out as wee pipe Emerey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hougoumont Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Of course it does.....boo rubbish admin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Just now, Hougoumont said: Of course it does.....boo rubbish admin. Nobody wants to see your wee pipe Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hougoumont Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Nobody wants to see your wee pipe I know a young...ish lady who'd give you an argument. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Wednesday till I had a conversation with a woman in the bar. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Nobsworth said: Singha beer can be quite potent and large quantities shouldn't be imbibed before posting on OT. I was in Bangkok in 1992 with the new Mrs Nobsworth (we were on our honeymoon at the time) and a Thai chap asked us where we were from. "Sheffield" replied I. "Ah! Sheffield Wednesday!" said he. A big smile appeared on my face. "Absolutely!" said I. He smiled back and said: "Chris Waddle!" then politely guided into a shop where I ended up buying some brass bamboo-style cuttlery. Clever bloke to get someone from Sheffield to take cuttlery from Thailand back home. Still got them, btw. True story... Had me hooked in here Nobsworth Great story .. I went there in 98 and spoke to same guy and mentioned Chris Waddle .. he replied Theh theh theh theh theh theh theh theh suit you sir ... Pìss taking twàt shoved his cutlery up his àrse ........... mmmm nice ..... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 12 hours ago, ThailandOwl said: There are 2 reasons. Firstly I’m 6000 miles away so its a little expensive and it would take a sizeable chunk out of my life. When I was younger I would often only miss a couple of away games in a season but now I admit to being a ‘big match’ fan only. £2k to see the Norwich match..worth every penny. However the main reason I can’t support them any longer is down to a conversation I had with a woman in a bar last night. A good friend of mine is a Liverpool supporter and as we walked into said bar he was confronted by this woman who proceeded to mock his team. I thought I’d find out where she was coming from, so I asked her what team she supported and she replied Man U. Swiftly followed by her enquiring of me which team I followed. On mentioning Wednesday she quickly lost interest and I took this as disapproval so I decided to scrutinize her choice of team. ‘Do you live in Manchester?’ I asked Monosyllabic answer ‘no’ ‘Were you born in Manchester ‘ I not so innocently probed. Affirmative response ‘Do you get to many matches?’ Monosyllabic negative reply..... followed by ‘But I’ve been to Manchester I did actually fall off my bar stool. Well smack me with a wet kipper, she’s been shopping in Selfridges and become a life long Man U Fan So where do you come from I continued ... some obscure Welsh town And why do you support Man U ... no answer... why not support your local team….no answer. I’m not sure she ever understood my message and my sweet talking repartee was obviously getting me no where so we parted company. A seven minute marriage made in heaven. Thank Buddha for intelligent Bar girls full of stimulating conversation coming to my rescue. Now I haven’t an intrinsic problem with Man U., but everywhere I go in the world I get pretty sick when people ask me where I’m from, and then immediately suggest Manchester or Liverpool. So I’m proposing an outright ban on being able to qualify as a supporter if you weren’t born within spitting distance of the ground. And that’s the second reason I can’t support Wednesday as I was born in (on the) Arbourthorne. So what’s the most feeble / tenuous reason you’ve heard for supporting a team and, whom amongst we Wednesday supporters, can claim to have started following them from the farthest away from the ground. (not where you live now ) How wet was her Kipper ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkastav Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Feck you on about pal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobsworth Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 hour ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Had me hooked in here Nobsworth Great story .. I went there in 98 and spoke to same guy and mentioned Chris Waddle .. he replied Theh theh theh theh theh theh theh theh suit you sir ... Pìss taking twàt shoved his cutlery up his àrse ........... mmmm nice ..... I know it sounds a bit "Fast Show", but this is totally true. I'll try to prove it: 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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