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41 minutes ago, bens299 said:

Joey Barton is becoming available soon, would anyone take him?

 

You might say no but he could be a replacement for hutch when hes injured for 3/4 of the season? 

Just what we need . Another player who's legs have gone looking for one last payday . :picnic:

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42 minutes ago, PopePiusX said:

I'd take him as long as he isn't serving a ban for betting on matches, as long as he isn't an absolute disciplinary liability, as long as he isn't completely over the hill and as long as he isn't the sort of goitre who thinks that quoting from philosophicalplatitudes.com makes him a genius.

What about his Franglais, that was wonderful. His foreign accent was better than Carlos’s and Jos’s put together.

Also, like most unhinged people, his eyes weren’t entirely central.

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46 minutes ago, PopePiusX said:

 

And Himmler was nicer than Hitler but I don't want him fixing my shower

He's not on this earth no more mate, he committed cowardly suicide in 1945, he was a farmer, not a plumber...

 

Rudolf Hess was much nicer :ph34r:

 

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2 hours ago, PopePiusX said:

 

And Himmler was nicer than Hitler but I don't want him fixing my shower

Not too worried about either's plumbing but wouldn't let them near the gas supply......

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1 hour ago, PopePiusX said:

Why don't we sign Imhotep? Very bright lad, might invigorate our medical team with his ground-breaking theories. Some might say he's a little over the hill at around 4500 years old and mummified but, well, I think his experience could prove vital in a promotion push.

But didn't he go off to manage the Faroe Islands.....

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