i used to be sc_owl Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 35 minutes ago, Quist said: I am in garage out of way, in laws here for dinner, will have to join them later but will try and find another excuse to escape. I only got told yesterday they are staying until Boxing Day. Sensible suggestions welcome to get out of way for a couple of hours. Couple of years back I had a severe nosebleed on boxing day. Went to A&E for a few hours. Take a book and your phone. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxowl Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 This is the first Christmas in twelve years when I’ve not had to put together add batteries or set up the kids toys.. ahh bliss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike1867 Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 hours ago, @owlstalk said: Merry Christmas everyone Forget the football for a second This is a non football thread for everyyone to let us know what you’re up to today if you’re not celebrating Christmas that’s fine too join in anyway with how your day goes Am just having first coffee of the day Been up since 0500..... 2 sets of Lego, meccano and Peppa Pigs house all successfully built and no loss of humour. Moving onto fire truck and fairy Princess dress up. On 4th coffee and 2nd bacon butty on thick farmhouse bread.. Wife looking worried. Merry Christmas fellow Owlstalkers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 8,000 presents opened, kids all now playing with their old stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Wrapped the wife,walked the turkey and stuffed the dog, all ready to go. Can't wait for tomorrow Happy Christmas all you Owls out there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 44 minutes ago, Quist said: I am in garage out of way, in laws here for dinner, will have to join them later but will try and find another excuse to escape. I only got told yesterday they are staying until Boxing Day. Sensible suggestions welcome to get out of way for a couple of hours. cut the power,couple of flash bangs and double tap to each between the eyes, promble sorted... Oh and forgot to mention you should have stocked up with plastic tarpaulins, some super strength acid and some surgical hacksaws beforehand, a heavy duty mincer wouldn't go amiss either.....** love Christmas...... **This advice was not meant to be taken serious 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnsleyOwl96 Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Merry Christmas to everyone of us, enjoy your day i sure will before an early start for forest tomorrow ! Enjoy ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 The turkey is out of the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shez owl Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 First Christmas as a single man for 24yrs it was nice to have a lie in! Happy Christmas all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 Neighbour just dropped dead so there's ambulance crews all over their house currently I hope they've not put the turkey in the oven and remember to turn it off otherwise they could get back from wherever they take recently deceased people to find their house is burnt down too Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Neighbour just dropped dead so there's ambulance crews all over their house currently I hope they've not put the turkey in the oven and remember to turn it off otherwise they could get back from wherever they take recently deceased people to find their house is burnt down too You always have to bring the mood down. Never been fun since you stopped drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Neighbour just dropped dead so there's ambulance crews all over their house currently I hope they've not put the turkey in the oven and remember to turn it off otherwise they could get back from wherever they take recently deceased people to find their house is burnt down too Have you asked if there may be a turkey going to waste ? May as well get eaten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 Just now, Mr Farrell said: You always have to bring the mood down. Never been fun since you stopped drinking. It's not my fault She was getting on a bit Reyt time to croak it though innit. Whilst the sprouts are on Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 Just now, Mr Farrell said: Have you asked if there may be a turkey going to waste ? May as well get eaten. What if the turkey is the cause of death? Dont' wanna catch it Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Happy Christmas Matchday folk. Bacon butties everywhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: What if the turkey is the cause of death? Dont' wanna catch it Fair point. Maybe get the coroner to confirm either way first before asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 doing the decorating and moving furniture ready for the mrs coming out of hospital , she needs room for using walking frames and such , other than that I wish you all a great xmas day 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, trevdi9 said: doing the decorating and moving furniture ready for the mrs coming out of hospital , she needs room for using walking frames and such , other than that I wish you all a great xmas day Sounds like you're a busy man today mate! Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1Owl Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Full of bleedin cold. Vodka and paracetamol fir me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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