Guest Arnold Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 "I joost can't get enough, I joost can't get enough" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birley Owl 1867 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Owling Wolfe said: Ooh aah Joost a little bit ooh aah a little bit more ooh ahh Joost a little bit let him run and he will score obviously he will have to have scored though Yes thats the one. Van Akens what we're looking for if he hasnt scored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 His name is pronounced Yoast Van Arken.........just so you've got a slim chance of making any song sort of rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Posted in the other thread: Elton John/Kiki Dee Joost Van Aken Dutch star Sprinkles skunk on his pies He has cheese at every mealtime And mayonaisse on his fries I'm going to sing it on my own anyway like Go, go Nile Ranger, oh oh oh oh oh!! Made me happy and stopped me getting bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whyte_owl Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 You'll sit on the bench You'll sit on the bench Carlos don't like you You'll sit on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Holy feckin sheepshit batman................................................... what HAVE we been reduced to. ???? Thank feck I'm a sixties kid when we could at least write a decent song. DOH !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuttyTeabags Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 4 hours ago, davey_wells said: I think it's pronounced Yoost. (Might be wrong actually) Therefore... The Joost, the Joost, the Joost is on fire Etc 4 hours ago, davey_wells said: I think it's pronounced Yoost. (Might be wrong actually) Therefore... The Joost, the Joost, the Joost is on fire Etc This, or. You'll never blend the jooster, you'll never blend the jooster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenhgate Owl Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 joost crossed the halfway line Carlos is terrified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 He's big, He's Dutch He didn't cost us much Van Arken Van Arken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) To the main base line of Radar Love by Golden Earring (a Dutch band I'll have you know) We've got Joost big Joost Van Aken We've got Joost big Joost Van Aken (repeat ad nauseum) Check out the vid below for the tune (us oldies will know it) and have a giggle at the shocking miming and the totally unimpressed audience. Edited August 31, 2017 by Utah Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, Utah Owl said: To the main base line of Radar Love by Golden Earring (a Dutch band I'll have you know) We've got Joost big Joost Van Aken We've got Joost big Joost Van Aken (repeat ad nauseum) The studio audience didn't seem to know what to do with that competent piece of musicianship lol. Not poppy enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 11 minutes ago, theowlsman said: The studio audience didn't seem to know what to do with that competent piece of musicianship lol. Not poppy enough Not Donny enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 5 hours ago, The Dukeries Owl said: FFS just clap him when he does well, boo him when he doesn't but don't embarrass the lad with cringeworthy songs about him I like it, but what tune do we sing it to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) What about He's big He's Dutch He didn't cost too much Van Aken Van Aken Or maybe after seeing him a few times He's big He's fit He's also fxxking sh17 Van Aken Van Aken Okay I know it's past my bedtime. Edited August 31, 2017 by OWL1969 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdayok Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Iceland's viking style chant, JOOST............. JOOST.... . JOOST. JOOST JOOST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgmetcalf Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 The German clappy thing but instead of shouting sieg shout Joost or Joost Joost Joost Joost Joost like the sound of a train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling Wolfe Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 9 hours ago, Birley Owl 1867 said: Yes thats the one. Van Akens what we're looking for if he hasnt scored Like your last line better than mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Aken 'ow hear the Wednesday sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beloved_aunt Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Remember the old Chris O'Grady song? Tune would work well for Joost Van Aken as well. "He's so much better than Majid Bougherra, Hey ho here we f*cking go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 With the other thread in mine, surely Joost Van Arken can be sung to the tune of Kung Fu Fightin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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