marconi Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Na Na Na Na Na, na Na Na na na. Der de de de de der. HOOTS MON THERE'S A JOOST LOOSE ABOOOT THIS HOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlofOliveGrove Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 The fact it's pronounced Yoast (like toast, but with a "t") is ruining most of these suggestions! Somebody get a song with words like coast, toast, roast, boast etc in it and we might get somewhere...or get yet more god awful ideas. Either way, progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. Musta been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cause all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me high-chair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little bread bin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread. I thought, oh yeah, I'll have, Joost, A little piece of Joost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 14 hours ago, nile said: Got to be this, even the band can play a part, would sound class change moose to joost You can even sing it in a Scottish accent to make him fit in a bit better :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconi Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 22 minutes ago, marconi said: Na Na Na Na Na, na Na Na na na. Der de de de de der. HOOTS MON THERE'S A JOOST LOOSE ABOOOT THIS HOOSE oops seen it's been done already. Great minds an all that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrgund Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, OwlofOliveGrove said: The fact it's pronounced Yoast (like toast, but with a "t") is ruining most of these suggestions! Somebody get a song with words like coast, toast, roast, boast etc in it and we might get somewhere...or get yet more god awful ideas. Either way, progress. We'll need to first run that by our player pronunciations language expert, the world-renowned Rob Staytunn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowyowl61 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 In the 60s/70s a Dutch group called Shocking Blue had a hit with a song called Venus. Check it out and try this. Brought him in from Herenveen, To make our back line strong again, We'll greet him here with much acclaim, van Aken is his name.. . We've got him,yes really we've got him. Joost van Aken,Joost van Aken,Joost van Aken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Shocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest domSWFC Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'm in the mood for Van Aken, The Dutch man in, He's winning the ball tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowyowl61 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, OxonOwl said: Shocking Quite possibly. Your point is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Got it, its simple and the old ones are best Super,super joost Super, super joost Super, super joost Super joost van Aken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobsMagicCalculator Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 So after three pages and numerous cleverly worded verses to well know songs, we will end up with DO DO- DO DO DO DO - JOOST, like the Andy Booth chant. Think everyone forgets that more than about two sentences and everyone cant be arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracksuit Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 To the tune of Loser by Beck. 'We used to have Otsemobor now we got Joost baby so why don't you kill me' The hipsters will go crackers for the 90's vibe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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