mindingthegap2012 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) It's about time we got some new songs for some of our players IMO. Here's one for Joost Van Aken, would like some more suggestions for him and other players as well. Joost Van Aken is an owl he plays it out from the back On the ball he's fckucking ace he sets us on the attack 6 ft 5 and hard as fornicate he'll knock your fcucking lights out And when he scores the kop goes mad and this is what we all shout Na Na Na Na Na Na Na we've got Joost Van Aken Na Na Na Na Na Na Na We've got Joost Van Aken. Edited August 30, 2017 by mindingthegap2012 Grammar error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindingthegap2012 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, mindingthegap2012 said: It's about time we got some new songs for some of our players IMO. Here's one for Joost Van Aken, would like some more suggestions for him and other players as well. Joost Van Aken is an owl he plays it out from the back On the ball he's fckucking ace he sets us on the attack 6 ft 5 and hard as fornicate he'll knock your fcucking lights out And when he scores the kop goes mad and this is what we all shout Na Na Na Na Na Na Na we've got Joost Van Aken Na Na Na Na Na Na Na We've got Joost Van Aken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindingthegap2012 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) Should say f**k not fornicate. Fcucking spell check.. Edited August 30, 2017 by mindingthegap2012 Grammar error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BartonOwl Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Van Aken, Van Aken, Van Aken we've got Joost Van Aken, Van Aken, Van Aken awhoooooooah ala Palace / Boro fans. i apologise in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanye West Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Joost van Aken is flipping better than Adam Le Fondre No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 We love you julie oh yes we do, we love you julie oh yes we do, we love you julie oh yes oh julie we love you. Sung to the We love you Bryan song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheowls Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 6ft 5 Hard as roger He gets the Owls excited Now big Joost has signed He hates Sheff United! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling Wolfe Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Ooh aah Joost a little bit ooh aah a little bit more ooh ahh Joost a little bit let him run and he will score obviously he will have to have scored though 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey_wells Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 I think it's pronounced Yoost. (Might be wrong actually) Therefore... The Joost, the Joost, the Joost is on fire Etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 I'm guessing it's going to be a case of the crowd going: Jooooooooooooooooooost and not much else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reallondonowl Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Bit like us at present - room for improvement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooogs Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 (to opposition strikers, assuming he is pronounced 'Joast') They don't want to see the Joost It's a sight they fear most They'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnsleyOwl96 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Icelandic clap song JOOST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sloth Lover Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) Tune: Feeder - Buck Rogers We've got Joost Van Aken From Holland he was taken He's got your forwards quaking/shaking They won't score, they won't score That's assuming I have the right pronunciation for his last name Edited August 30, 2017 by Sloth Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Elton John and Kiki Dee.. Joost Van Aken my heart.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nile Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) Got to be this, even the band can play a part, would sound class change moose to joost Edited August 30, 2017 by nile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northeastowl Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Joost Van Aken la la la la la Joost Van Aken la la la la la la Brown girl in the ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 FFS just clap him when he does well, boo him when he doesn't but don't embarrass the lad with cringeworthy songs about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, SiJ said: I'm guessing it's going to be a case of the crowd going: Jooooooooooooooooooost and not much else. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 21 minutes ago, owls-swfc said: Elton John and Kiki Dee.. Joost Van Aken my heart.. I couldn't if I tried 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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