Past Member Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) No wonder he's bitter, he missed out on the decent money & has to run a pub, to make ends meet. Had he been born 10 years later, he would have been set for life. And his wife has left him. Edited April 27, 2017 by zzmdu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richowl Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 23 minutes ago, zzmdu said: No wonder he's bitter, he missed out on the decent money & has to run a pub, to make ends meet. Had he been born 10 years later, he would have been set for life. And his wife has left him. ...And has blonde highlights. Aged 53. its a shame last nights awards weren't for style & attire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Past Member Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, richowl said: ...And has blonde highlights. Aged 53. its a shame last nights awards weren't for style & attire Life was nearly good for Kevin Gage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin Gage Oh no. Edited April 27, 2017 by PopePiusX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, richowl said: ...And has blonde highlights. Aged 53. its a shame last nights awards weren't for style & attire Sheffield steel meets Funhouse style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Imagine being a tool for measuring Kevins though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee81 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, PopePiusX said: Imagine being a tool for measuring Kevins though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrappyOwl Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 One word BELLEND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 What award was Kevin up for? .... answers pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Spencerowl said: What award was Kevin up for? .... answers pls I know for a fact that he grows competition onions and marrows, so probably one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsHall Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Kajagoogoo.....get thi Jim jams out! Nice shiny suit now he's all grown up. Reyt laugh...can Carlos put him back under his stone now :-) UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just now, PopePiusX said: I know for a fact that he grows competition onions and marrows, so probably one of those. Is his Marrow small? Is that why he's upset? Did Carlos take 2 hours to politely tell him that his is bigger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just now, Spencerowl said: Is his Marrow small? Is that why he's upset? Did Carlos take 2 hours to politely tell him that his is bigger? Yes. Kevin Gage was upset last night because of his microscopic old chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradowl Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just like most folk Carlos won't have heard of Kevin Gage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyTrev Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 hour ago, zzmdu said: And his wife has left him. I don't know why but this line really made laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 37 minutes ago, Spencerowl said: What award was Kevin up for? .... answers pls Best Phoenix Nights extra, lookalike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, darklord said: Best Phoenix Nights extra, lookalike Shabba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Bet Carlos was right embarrassed turning up to that do with his designer threads only to be surrounded by pub landlord Gage and his primarni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 He does work for the Star does he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eastleigh Owl said: He does work for the Star does he? Yes tea lady I think. Used to sweep the floors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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