S36 OWL Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Sven Pulis Megson Has Chansiri backdated the club to the year 2000? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trev Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Oh ******** right off. Ffs. Ugh. rounduns. Aarrrgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwellOwl Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Save us from this hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibon Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Will he bring Stan Collymore as his assistant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 1 minute ago, sibon said: Will he bring Stan Collymore as his assistant? Right Hand Man more like. Kapow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasthagotanycheese Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 He would be down Maggie Mays every Friday night the old Swedish Lounge Lizard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvin Parsnip Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Pure spin to make all you Pulis haters think thank his we’ve got Pulis not Sven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Well what a journey I’ve just been on. Started searching for Nancy Dell’Ollio first as she used to give me the horn, though she’s nearly 60 now. Had a good look at some of her pics and she doesn’t need to take her clothes off to give you a stiffy. Then discovered she isn’t with Sven any more, ditched him because she never got over Sven banging Ulkrika Jonsson. So I thought I’d have a look at her pics. Again, you would, and again, can give me a stiffy without taking her clothes off. Then found out Nancy is now with some bloke called Trevor Nunn who runs the Royal Shakespeare Theatre Company or summat. Looks a bit like Richard Branson, but darker beard. Ugly fecker, dunno what Nancy sees in him. Then noticed he’s had two actresses before he got up Nancy, so had a gander at them. His first wife, whose name I can’t remember, is a bit of a moose to be fair, then he was knocking off Imogen Stubbs. Couldn’t remember who she was but recognised her face on her pics. She scrubs up well on a couple of them, but in the others would only make the front page of Woman’s Own or Knitters Monthly at best. It was an interesting journey via Google but never actually got around to check out Sven’s recent managerial record. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, theowlsman said: Well what a journey I’ve just been on. Started searching for Nancy Dell’Ollio first as she used to give me the horn, though she’s nearly 60 now. Had a good look at some of her pics and she doesn’t need to take her clothes off to give you a stiffy. Then discovered she isn’t with Sven any more, ditched him because she never got over Sven banging Ulkrika Jonsson. So I thought I’d have a look at her pics. Again, you would, and again, can give me a stiffy without taking her clothes off. Then found out Nancy is now with some bloke called Trevor Nunn who runs the Royal Shakespeare Theatre Company or summat. Looks a bit like Richard Branson, but darker beard. Ugly fecker, dunno what Nancy sees in him. Then noticed he’s had two actresses before he got up Nancy, so had a gander at them. His first wife, whose name I can’t remember, is a bit of a moose to be fair, then he was knocking off Imogen Stubbs. Couldn’t remember who she was but recognised her face on her pics. She scrubs up well on a couple of them, but in the others would only make the front page of Woman’s Own or Knitters Monthly at best. It was an interesting journey via Google but never actually got around to check out Sven’s recent managerial record. A few spelling and grammar mistakes there.....STICKY KEYS ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 1 minute ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: A few spelling and grammar mistakes there.....STICKY KEYS ? Nancy is filthy, you can tell. Bet she bangs like a stable door in a storm. Sticky screen more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibon Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: A few spelling and grammar mistakes there.....STICKY KEYS ? Typing one handed can be tricky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athelwulf Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Yes, from Benfica, Lazio, England to us. It just shows, once your career hits the skids there's no way of knowing where it'll end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theowlsman Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 26 minutes ago, Athelwulf said: You just had to didn’t you. That’s me holding my bedsheets up without my hands again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, Athelwulf said: Yes, from Benfica, Lazio, England to us. It just shows, once your career hits the skids there's no way of knowing where it'll end. Don’t forget Notts County too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasthagotanycheese Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 God I miss casual sexism sooo much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 31 minutes ago, Athelwulf said: Bloody ell...sven had his hands full with that team.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athelwulf Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, theowlsman said: You just had to didn’t you. That’s me holding my bedsheets up without my hands again. You'll not be the first to pitch a tent, and you won't be the last. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Rhubarb n Custard said: I'd rather have Nancy Delallio You can have my sloppy seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 50 minutes ago, sherlyegg said: Bloody ell...sven had his hands full with that team.. Only plays with 2 up-front 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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