George Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I opened this thread hoping we'd been linked to a promising left back from Falkirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Ian_D said: nobbylong, nobbylong Headlong Headlong Edited May 14, 2019 by OWLERTON GHOST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesowl Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Would a team of Messi’s beat a team of Crouch’s? Yes. Yes they would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, George said: I opened this thread hoping we'd been linked to a promising left back from Falkirk HAH!!!!!!! I thought it was going to be about a skinny Scottish monster , FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Sergeant Tibbs said: My wife said size doesn't matter....... HAH!!!! My ex used to say that to me too . She used to have this uncanny knack of being able to cheer me up and put a big smile on my face. Like when she told me she was effin off with the postman, FFS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I'm about 6foot 0.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 hours ago, S36 OWL said: Cant beat a good big `un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 6 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said: HAH!!!! My ex used to say that to me too . She used to have this uncanny knack of being able to cheer me up and put a big smile on my face. Like when she told me she was effin off with the postman, FFS Postman Pat Postman Pat What a canny tw@t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 hours ago, flo said: I'm about 6foot 0.5 Six foot then .. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 7 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said: HAH!!!! My ex used to say that to me too . She used to have this uncanny knack of being able to cheer me up and put a big smile on my face. Like when she told me she was effin off with the postman, FFS First Class response mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJH1867OWLS Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 hours ago, Pale Rider said: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest everydays_wednesday Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 hours ago, marcx666 said: shut up ya lanky streak of p*ss How far away are they.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 hours ago, crookesowl said: Would a team of Messi’s beat a team of Crouch’s? Yes. Yes they would. Not if they were playing basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 13 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said: Short, fat 'n' hairy I think 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdaywizard Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 hours ago, crookesowl said: Would a team of Messi’s beat a team of Crouch’s? Yes. Yes they would. Would a 5 a side team of: Peter Crouch, Atdhe Nuhiu, Jan Koller, Thibaut Courtois and Zlatan Ibrahimovic... beat a 5 a side team made up of Peter Dinklage, Warwick Davis, Wee Man, Frankie Dettori and Dolly Parton (With Dolly in the net obviously) Point proven I reckon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam1867 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Philb125 said: Not too sure about Wade, is Shane Long though? Great questions, however does Peter crouch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Adam1867 said: Great questions, however does Peter crouch? I always wondered was Mark Bright. And is it true that Mark Beevers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: I always wondered was Mark Bright. And is it true that Mark Beevers? What a load of "Alan Balls " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, wednesdaywizard said: Would a 5 a side team of: Peter Crouch, Atdhe Nuhiu, Jan Koller, Thibaut Courtois and Zlatan Ibrahimovic... beat a 5 a side team made up of Peter Dinklage, Warwick Davis, Wee Man, Frankie Dettori and Dolly Parton (With Dolly in the net obviously) Point proven I reckon. With Dolly Parton in goal they'd deffo lose, dude. She'd never get down for the low balls FFS. She'd just keep bouncing back up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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