Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted February 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2019 "Come out Hargreaves, the game's up. There's no way out. We've tracked you the world over. But we were going to get you sooner or later. A Snooty never gives in. Come out. We've the place surrounded." "Surrounded,Sir?" "Sssshh! He doesn't know does he" "Very good Sir." "Hargreaves! Just give us Sid James Pipe and we'll go. There doesn't have to be bloodshed. I'm prepared to leave you here. Just give us James and nothing needs to get nasty. I won't tell the authorities where you are. But I want James and I want him now. Hargreaves! I know you're here!" "Sir. I've checked everywhere. I can't find him" "He's here Stubbs, he's here. Pass me my bag." "What's in there Sir?" "It's a kebab. I'll just pop it over this air-con unit and left the smell waft around the place. He'll soon be out once he gets that up his nostrils. Now, have you got your phone?" "Yes Sir" "Then pull up a chair. You can give me the match facts while we wait for him to come out of hiding." **************************************************************************************** Wednesday - V - Swansea Sky Bet Championship 3:00pm Saturday 23th February Hillsborough Stadium Wednesday defender Tom Lees is back in contention for the home game against Swansea. Lees could return to the starting line-up after missing the last three matches due to a shin injury. Striker Fernando Forestieri sits out a one-game ban following his two ridiculous sending off at Rotherham which caused Steve Bruce to opine the referee should have sent all 15 celebrating players, subs and staff off if that's how the ref wanted to play it. George Boyd is a big doubt due to illness leaving Wednesday with limited forward options. Defender Jordan Thorniley won't be risked after being round house kicked in the noggin. Swansea have been handed a triple boost with pace burners Wayne Routledge, Nathan Dyer and Declan John all expected to return to the squad. John, who returned to full training this week, has been sidelined due to an ankle injury. Captain Leroy Fer (hamstring), who has been out for four games, hopes to be fit for next week's home match against Bolton but looks set to miss the clash with the Yorkshire Giants. Joe Rodon (metatarsal) is still out. "Stubbs, who's that?" "That's the Swansea manager Graham Potter" "Crikey. He looks like an accidental splicing of political comedian Jonathan Pie and Grange Hill schemer Gonch Gardener" "If you say so Sir" "I do. Carry on" **************************************************************************************** MATCH FACTS Sheffield Wednesday are winless in seven matches against Swansea City in all competitions (D4 L3). Swansea have not visited Sheffield Wednesday in a league match since December 2009, when they won 2-0 thanks to a Darren Pratley double Three of the last six meetings in all competitions between Sheffield Wednesday and Swansea at Hillsborough have ended goalless. Swansea striker Oliver McBurnie has been involved in seven goals in six Championship appearances during 2019 (six goals, one assist), scoring with all of his six shots on target. Steve Bruce last faced Swansea City in September 2015 in the League Cup as Hull City manager, winning 1-0. Swansea have not lost three consecutive away league matches since a run of seven between September and December 2017. **************************************************************************************** "Oh. Oh dear Sir" "What?" "I've just got two news flashes through sir" "Yes?" "Sid James pipe is back." "Back?" "Yes Sir. He and Hargreaves are both back safely at Owlstalk. Sid Emjoi is in situ and ready to carry on the good fight. Hargreaves has issued an apology and said he just wanted to make sure the bawdy emoji used his full holiday entitlement and with him being the most oft used Emoji he thought he could do with a midseason break like the European emojis do" "Well bloody hell. What a faff. All that pi$$ing around chasing him around the globe. Well. At least it's all over Stubbs. Have we got a cup of tea before we head back? Stubbs? Stubbs? Are you listening to me?" "The second news flash Sir." "Yes?" "陰茎 vocano is about to erupt for the first time in 2000 years Sir" "Well that's an interesting one for the Volcanologists and Geothermal Researchers with an interest in tropospheric volcanic plumes. They don't get much action you know. Lot's of theory work. Be nice they've actually got something to get their teeth into." "Sir. 陰茎 is Japanese for tail. tail Mountain." "I beg you pardon?" "tail Sir" "A comedy name Stubbs, what of it....oh, oh, but hang on, this place, this base when we came in I said to you didn't I, didn't I says Stubbs, 'that secret base of Hargeaves's looks just like-!" "Indeed Sir" "Andy Blairs Trainers!! Come on Stubbs we've got to get out of here!" "We can't Sir. You insisted we blow up the entrance way when we came in to stop Hargreaves escaping" "Well phone for help man!" "I'm afraid calling up the match day facts on my phone used the last of my battery, Sir. It's dead." "So this is it Stubbs? Doomed to be incinerated in a giant rocky scrotum" "It would appear so Sir. "Sums up the season really doesn't it" "Sir?" "A right load of old bolloc-" 16 5 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlton Palmreader Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) Love an early OMDT! "He looks like an acccidental splicing of political comedian Jonathan Pie and Grange Hill schemer Gonch Gardener" Edited February 22, 2019 by Klatslwo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Gonna be a tough game this one. McBurnie and James going to be hard to contain. Still win 2-1 though. UTO. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CohenTheBarb Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Will Snooty and Stubbs survive the volcanic blast? Will they have time for a cuppa before being blasted into the stratosphere? And will it be Yorkshire tea? (Otherwise probably best to just get it over with) Tune in to the next OMDT to find out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Win or lose we follow the Blue's (N Jack N Meg)........ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 All hail Indiana Snoots in The Temple of Boom. Sid's back, and Snoots and Stubbs can embark on their next quest, the search for the team mojo. Hopefully find it for a thrashing of the sheep botherers tomorrow. 4 - 0 to The Mighty Owls COME ON WEDNESDAY !!! 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 32 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: "Crikey. He looks like an accidental splicing of political comedian Jonathan Pie and Grange Hill schemer Gonch Gardener" I doubt there will ever be a better line in an OMDT. I literally fell off my seat. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 A lovely 1-0 win and I’d be delighted! Anything more and I will be ecstatic But I think another draw is on the cards! 1-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I've just glued my sunglasses back together with some cement that is uv activated.... seems to work...god bless eBay and UTO!! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Good thread thanks Snoots. One of the best you’ve ever done. Sid is back, and so is that winning feeling. 2-1 win to the Owls. Can we have a Gonch emoji please now? Or how about Ro-land or Zammo? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Very confident about this one. Reckon we will put in a thoroughly professional performance tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing the new players given their full debuts. 2 nil to Wednesday. Aarons and Bazza with the goals. TO VICTORY!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Brilliant as always snoots and hope you and stubbs make it out alive for the big derby, anyway let's hope we have an explosion of goals tomorrow but think we sneak a 1 nil win 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OWLERTON GHOST Posted February 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: Good thread thanks Snoots. One of the best you’ve ever done. Sid is back, and so is that winning feeling. 2-1 win to the Owls. Can we have a Gonch emoji please now? Or how about Ro-land or Zammo? Gonna struggle at this time of night Pablo (shops are shut) Best I can do from the store room is Damon Jimmy Harry Benjamin .... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: Good thread thanks Snoots. One of the best you’ve ever done. Sid is back, and so is that winning feeling. 2-1 win to the Owls. Can we have a Gonch emoji please now? Or how about Ro-land or Zammo? 1 I'll knock a couple up if I get a minute later this avo... I have to say a brief look at the physical condition of the old Grange Hill cast as left me feeling thoroughly like a spring chicken!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Gonna struggle at this time of night Pablo (shops are shut) Best I can do from the store room is Damon Jimmy Harry Benjamin .... Emojis must have a transparency layer. Save them in the .png format and it happens automatically. You saved as .jpeg so there's always a rectangular "bounding box", as seen above. That means Hargreaves has to to separate them from the background again, which you already did and which he won't do because he is a lazy sod. I would be happy to provide assistance with any other queries on how the internet works. Anyway, Us 6, Them 0. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 28 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Gonna struggle at this time of night Pablo (shops are shut) Best I can do from the store room is Damon Jimmy Harry Benjamin .... Managed a late online delivery from Morrison’s. Sell by date is 2007 though so I’m a little disappointed but her you go. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, pauli said: Emojis must have a transparency layer. Save them in the .png format and it happens automatically. You saved as .jpeg so there's always a rectangular "bounding box", as seen above. That means Hargreaves has to to separate them from the background again, which you already did and which he won't do because he is a lazy sod. I would be happy to provide assistance with any other queries on how the internet works. Anyway, Us 6, Them 0. Thanks for that Paul, I left the frames round em to make them look pretty sorry if this caused offence .. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 It doesn't cause offence. You want it to work, right? We all want it to work. Save the motherfucking graphic in .png and it just works. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 You can see the individual strands of hair and allsorts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Great stuff Snoots. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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