Spencerowl Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eastleigh Owl said: Soz, think that may have been me. I moved away because of your diabetes rainbow chasing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East coast owl Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: How do you handle it? I seem to always get a kid sat behind me that spends the whole match kicking my seat. When you have a back problem, it’s not great. Had it again today with a kid kicking the back of my chair for the whole game, but as an added bonus also kicking through the gap into my jeans directly. Had a word with the Dad but kept happening. Had another word. Kept happening. At what point is it acceptable to actually lose your cool with this? I’m just over six foot tall and manage to go a whole game without kicking or touching the seas in front of me. If your little brat can’t stop kicking the chair in front, don’t take them to the match. Not fun spending the rest of the day with a painful back. Rant over. Come on the north stand. No one sits down. And being 6ft you would have a wicked view 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, keefdave said: I find that a sharp punch on the bridge of the nose usually stops the problem or this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Yep, had this issue today, was at on the north in the end section next to the kop, the guy behind not only kept banging my seat but the stench coming off him was a mixture of 3 week old pit sweat and rancid horse manure. It made me want to gag. If your on here you were sat row 23 on a seat between 9 and 2. Get thee Sen weshed you stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 Thing is, most kids at the football don’t pay attention. Glance around and you can see them on their mobiles, or ipads, or mini consoles or just generally complaining. Simple solution - don’t take them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 You would hope the kids parents would notice and sort it. Obviously too engrossed by our free flowing football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Bulgaria said: Yep, had this issue today, was at on the north in the end section next to the kop, the guy behind not only kept banging my seat but the stench coming off him was a mixture of 3 week old pit sweat and rancid horse manure. It made me want to gag. If your on here you were sat row 23 on a seat between 9 and 2. Get thee Sen weshed you stink. If you thought that is bad,Just wait till the great unwashed arrive at S6 in a few weeks time.The stench from the Piggy scrubbers is going to be a whole lot worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: How do you handle it? I seem to always get a kid sat behind me that spends the whole match kicking my seat. When you have a back problem, it’s not great. Had it again today with a kid kicking the back of my chair for the whole game, but as an added bonus also kicking through the gap into my jeans directly. Had a word with the Dad but kept happening. Had another word. Kept happening. At what point is it acceptable to actually lose your cool with this? I’m just over six foot tall and manage to go a whole game without kicking or touching the seas in front of me. If your little brat can’t stop kicking the chair in front, don’t take them to the match. Not fun spending the rest of the day with a painful back. Rant over. should have dragged the little toerag over the seat and given him a clip round the lug`ole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 The worst was on the coach back from Wembley. This little demon child had been weeing about on the chair behind me all the way down to London. On way back I made the kid and Dad move to my seat so I could sit behind them. The kid was running about throwing things and opening and closing the toilet door wafting lovely scents through the whole coach. I hate children. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just now, i used to be sc_owl said: The worst was on the coach back from Wembley. This little demon child had been weeing about on the chair behind me all the way down to London. On way back I made the kid and Dad move to my seat so I could sit behind them. The kid was running about throwing things and opening and closing the toilet door wafting lovely scents through the whole coach. I hate children. It's the same child that follows me everywhere I go. He is on every flight, train and restaurant I have the misfortune to board or eat at. The flight over this week, it was in the middle seat, during the 3 hour flight said child managed to spill two of mum's wine on me... Not one, two. Yet when I gave out after the second it was me who was the bad guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imre Varadi's Conker Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 37 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: How do you handle it? I seem to always get a kid sat behind me that spends the whole match kicking my seat. When you have a back problem, it’s not great. Had it again today with a kid kicking the back of my chair for the whole game, but as an added bonus also kicking through the gap into my jeans directly. Had a word with the Dad but kept happening. Had another word. Kept happening. At what point is it acceptable to actually lose your cool with this? I’m just over six foot tall and manage to go a whole game without kicking or touching the seas in front of me. If your little brat can’t stop kicking the chair in front, don’t take them to the match. Not fun spending the rest of the day with a painful back. Rant over. Have you thought about using a chain around his legs and his chair? A simple padlock should suffice to keep it neat. If his arms go all over the place I'd make him hold a white fish such as a pollack and get him to repeatedly put it into an Aldi bag for life with his right and get it out again with his left. Should do the trick for 90mins. I tried something similar at an away friendly at Saltergate once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bulgaria said: It's the same child that follows me everywhere I go. He is on every flight, train and restaurant I have the misfortune to board or eat at. The flight over this week, it was in the middle seat, during the 3 hour flight said child managed to spill two of mum's wine on me... Not one, two. Yet when I gave out after the second it was me who was the bad guy. I hate children. Was flying out of Prague a couple of years ago. I had the middle seat. Woman on window seat had a baby. She started changing its nappy as we were taxiing down the runway to take off. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookone Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 39 minutes ago, Eastleigh Owl said: It seems you do really have a back problem, book yourself in the hospital to get a backbone inserted. Harsh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblueowl Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 45 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: How do you handle it? I seem to always get a kid sat behind me that spends the whole match kicking my seat. When you have a back problem, it’s not great. Had it again today with a kid kicking the back of my chair for the whole game, but as an added bonus also kicking through the gap into my jeans directly. Had a word with the Dad but kept happening. Had another word. Kept happening. At what point is it acceptable to actually lose your cool with this? I’m just over six foot tall and manage to go a whole game without kicking or touching the seas in front of me. If your little brat can’t stop kicking the chair in front, don’t take them to the match. Not fun spending the rest of the day with a painful back. Rant over. Go all Hutchison on him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: The worst was on the coach back from Wembley. This little demon child had been weeing about on the chair behind me all the way down to London. On way back I made the kid and Dad move to my seat so I could sit behind them. The kid was running about throwing things and opening and closing the toilet door wafting lovely scents through the whole coach. I hate children. you can count yourself lucky that the bus didn't crash given the way the kids were farting about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: I hate children. Was flying out of Prague a couple of years ago. I had the middle seat. Woman on window seat had a baby. She started changing its nappy as we were taxiing down the runway to take off. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?! Not surprised at all. Or those who bring MacDonalds onto the flight so it stinks the whole plane out. Now don't get me wrong, I love a big Mac but bringing it on to a plane.??? WTF Folks just don't give a throw. Edited January 1, 2019 by Bulgaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 49 minutes ago, keefdave said: I find that a sharp punch on the bridge of the nose usually stops the problem Agreed; when politeness fails, pain-associated learning is they way ahead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 minute ago, airborne_rat_of_s6 said: Agreed; when politeness fails, pain-associated learning is they way ahead. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otley Owl Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just stand up, stretch your back. Then tell them you'll sit down again when they stop booting your chair. You sort your back, get a better view, they can see eff all. Win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Hatstand Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 37 minutes ago, Bulgaria said: Yep, had this issue today, was at on the north in the end section next to the kop, the guy behind not only kept banging my seat but the stench coming off him was a mixture of 3 week old pit sweat and rancid horse manure. It made me want to gag. If your on here you were sat row 23 on a seat between 9 and 2. Get thee Sen weshed you stink. FAKE NEWS The North End of the Kop has seat numbers around 200+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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