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Back in the Ron Atkinson teddy chucking days, a police woman getting hit on the head with a small stuffed toy and storming off in a rage (ouch, that hurt - they breed them tough in SYP). Even the plods around her couldn't stop themselves laughing.

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QPR away first game of the season a few years back. Tango was showing his splendour to the home fans. A couple took the bait, big tummy bantering followed then a QPR fan teased Tango with a pie. After more jolly banter, said QPR fan throws the pie across the pitch towards the Wednesday support. Cue 3 or 4 stewards escorting a furious pie chucker out of the ground to the rapturous cheering of the away following. All before a ball had been kicked! 

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Bin Laden at Stockport 2002. 

 

That Sunderland fan getting a good knuckle sandwich 2006/7?

 

A Newcastle fan in the North stand boxing day 2010? Dressed head to toe in some black and white striped romper suit and nappy, and then wondering why he was the centre of attention and had 50 hooligans trying to tear him to pieces

 

Any blades play-off game, Mark Stein, Thank Givens Day, Alan Cork's beard. 

 

Alan Lee relegating Leeds and then the Leeds fans tearing onto the pitch to try and kill Dennis Wise. 

 

Beswetherick being subbed after 15 mins v Grimsby, and then realising he wasn't injured, he was just crap. 

 

Stuart McCall falling off a car. 

 

David Weir's entire reign. 

 

Mind The Gap. 

 

Ali Dia at Southampton (google it kids)

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The copper at Watford in the 70s shouting  through a megaphone that it was unlawful for us to sing Knees up Mother Brown and as one voice about 3000 Wednesayites started up singing .............................................KNEES UP MOTHER BROWN

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Palace away when my mate climbed up the TV gantry and wouldn't come back down. He asked where we were sat and I jokingly pointed to the TV gantry, only for him to climb up it and stay up there for 45 minutes.

 

The stewards and police made out like he'd murdered 20,000 people. He even made it in the local rag with one witness quoting that he spoiled her experience of the game because she couldn't take her eyes off him :biggrin: Not so funny when he received a three year ban for it though!

 

One of the best away days I remember was Birmingham away on the last day of the season. Our entire minibus went dressed as women and we had a home made toilet (a plastic box with some pipe that lead out the back doors) on the back. Someone's wig lands in the make shift bog while we are traveling on the motorway and one of the lads decides to scoop it out and throw it out the side window...but it gets stuck resulting in everyone diving for cover as wee wee blows back into the minibus! We must have stunk nice that day.

 

Same game that I remember seeing a couple of the lads (still dressed as women) on the front line when it all kicked off at the end of the game. I'll never forget the image of 10 brummies dressed head to toe in stone island having a stand off with two blokes dressed as women!

 

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Millwall away, season before last(When we won 3-1). There was a cocky looking lad on the tube having a bit of a tiff with his bird then on about 75 mins I see the two of them leaving the ground, from the bit where all the reyt hard teenagers go, in a full blown argument. It was funny cause he was massively punching above his weight with her

 

I've had my fair share of doing dickish things at football, a favourite is getting hit by a car when I was trollied before we beat Reading 5-2 at Hillsborough when it took us about 15 matches to actually win one

 

Some moronic Wednesday fan and his mate at Norwich away last time we played them getting kicked out for kicking off at half time cause someone had showered him with beer

 

Same day, on train home, some Grimsby fan thought he could take on 6 of us but couldn't get past his missus and the conductor while we were all laughing at him and I hung out the train as it passed him and slapped him on the back of his bald head

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Linesman getting stretchered off. Streaker at Southampton game stewards chasing her all over pitch. Male streaker "scoring" at millmoor in the intertoto cup. Basically anything out of the ordinary.

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5 minutes ago, belfast owl lad said:

who's twin? cant make out whats going on in that vid.

Two Twin girls singing on the pitch for half-time entertainment against Barnsley. The Dingles Booed them so they responded to their critics in typical Yorkshire bird fashion..

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Dunno if mentioned already but a while ago when playing Peterborough at Hillsborough they had a sign made letter by letter that said "Fry Out" 

 

When in the lead they changed it to "Y Front" in my head we won and they changed it back to fry out, but I'm not sure.. They probably won as we were shyte back then. 

 

Made me chuckle anyway.

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Against Man U in 74. They were already on our Kop. Grown up bloke demands that 8 year old pauli hands over his Wednesday scarf while walking up the ramp.

 

"Foooook off you Manchester fanny"

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