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DO you need lube, or will your tears of shame suffice?

The tears of joy when we finally sign Rhodes, as seems inevitable 

Today's the day, it's time, it's happening. Jordan will unite with his dad and we shall have our promotion with Rhodes and Hooper conquering all. BELIEVE. (Or something)

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RHODES RUNNER?

Jordan Rhodes arrived at Blackburn’s training ground this morning at 9.15am but has already left, without stopping to talk to our reporter.

Middlesbrough pulled out of a deal to sign Rhodes at the eleventh hour yesterday and he is keen to leave the club if the right move comes along. Our news desk are on the case to see if a potential move elsewhere is on the cards…

 

 

 

Stick two locations into google, figure out driving time, post appropriate rumour of sighting on twitter along the lines of "does anyone know what car Rhodes drives? Swear I just passed him on Halifax Rd". You watch.

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The Fax Machine (1888-2016)
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Some sad news is reaching us.

The Fax Machine is no more. At the grand, old age of 128 it has packed in. The plug has been pulled.

Clubs up and down the country tells us that the fax machine has been on life support for a few years now - and all business is done by via that young whipper snapper, electronic mail.

A minute's silence will be held for a national institution at 12noon*.

* Not really

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The pigs one died years ago

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