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If we are digging 10 foot deep then surely United will dig 11 foot deep, and dig quicker just to say they were the first, and name the hole after someone involved with a different sport who once drove past the hole. There will be commemorative shirts on sale and a trophy, obviously with a hole in it presented to those who dug the "oldest hole dug under the floodlights in modern day football".

The hole will be 2 foot wide with 5 feet in hand. United fans shouldn't be worried if they don't get to see the hole because this is the hole "they can afford to miss"

If anyone Wednesday fans are jealous of their beautiful downtown hole, just remember we can "have the derbies" they'll have the hole.

How wonderfully hole rich they will be.....in fact they will be known worldwide as the "hole kings"

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If we are digging 10 foot deep then surely United will dig 11 foot deep, and dig quicker just to say they were the first, and name the hole after someone involved with a different sport who once drove past the hole. There will be commemorative shirts on sale and a trophy, obviously with a hole in it presented to those who dug the "oldest hole dug under the floodlights in modern day football".

The hole will be 2 foot wide with 5 feet in hand. United fans shouldn't be worried if they don't get to see the hole because this is the hole "they can afford to miss"

If anyone Wednesday fans are jealous of their beautiful downtown hole, just remember we can "have the derbies" they'll have the hole.

How wonderfully hole rich they will be.....in fact they will be known worldwide as the "hole kings"

Aye. But will their hole be moist ?

lol

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I hope those fans in the left end stand get a discount for "partially obstructed views".

If their teams home performances have been anything like ours this season then they're in the best seats.

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Guest minsk owl

We should have themed bars/resteraunts in and around the stadium when we make it big time.

 

I propose 'The Hillsborough Slope' as a name for one of the bars.

Potters 3 corners would also be a suggestion.

"Joicey Villa Hat Trick" .............  as a back up

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If we are digging 10 foot deep then surely United will dig 11 foot deep, and dig quicker just to say they were the first, and name the hole after someone involved with a different sport who once drove past the hole. There will be commemorative shirts on sale and a trophy, obviously with a hole in it presented to those who dug the "oldest hole dug under the floodlights in modern day football".

The hole will be 2 foot wide with 5 feet in hand. United fans shouldn't be worried if they don't get to see the hole because this is the hole "they can afford to miss"

If anyone Wednesday fans are jealous of their beautiful downtown hole, just remember we can "have the derbies" they'll have the hole.

How wonderfully hole rich they will be.....in fact they will be known worldwide as the "hole kings"

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

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