LJH1867OWLS Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) You should go back in time (88 mph should do it) and pick up Cantona and say "you see Eric, the seagulls they follow the taxi, because......." then he will interrupt with " they think sardines will be throw?!" and you say "No! I taped luncheon meat to the roof" Edited March 20, 2015 by LJH1867OWLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosbyKitchens Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 You should go back in time (88 mph should do it) and pick up Cantona and say "you see Eric, the seagulls they follow the taxi, because......." then he will interrupt with " they think sardines will be throw?!" and you say "No! I taped luncheon meat to the roof" tres Bon, tres bon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Taxi for bus from train-ing curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-Owl Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Dunno why but I have a massive man-crush on him Seems to really have his head screwed on when he spoke in that interview when he joined. Hope he can show us all what he's capable of come the end of this season Afte watching he's highlight reels etc online I thought the same about him. So much so that when I went into the megastore to pick up a long sleeved shirt and they offered free printing of any new signing I went with him Some good that turned out to be! Here's hoping he is in the team sooner rather than later as I think a player of his calibre with service from players like McGugan and Isgrove could be the start of what we've been asking for up top all season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Great thread. Thanks Mark. Thanks Bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brigadier Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Taxi for bus from train-ing curious The connection is plane to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 We were a lot more successful when you just used to pick up Gypsy women. As well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Thiis is all very similar to the current muck website FakeTaxi. I expect much more from these pick ups over the coming weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluezer Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Nice one mate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbieOwler Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) Don't think Mark's doing much harm, unless he reports picking up Madine and he calls everyone at the club a c**t Edited March 20, 2015 by RobbieOwler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Does he live in a cemetery? He was off to Nick flowers off graves to sell them door to door with his Roma chums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxondale Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Thiis is all very similar to the current muck website FakeTaxi. I expect much more from these pick ups over the coming weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesteel Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Does he live in a cemetery? Cemetery you say? Romanian? Can he be seen in a mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iron Hunter Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Taxi Mark - If you ever pick up Gustav Smith or Lee Majors you are in for one hell of a tip and a masterclass in the art of Bullfinches and Aardvarks.My Uncle picked him up from East Midlands airport about 6years ago.He wanted to go to Ripon to check out a Bullfinch sanctuary which to all rumour had been taken over by Collard Doves.My Uncle got him there in 40mins,got a £30 tip and best of all,a signed book called "My family and other Aardvarks".My Uncle decided to ring Citycabs and tell them he was sick and wouldn't be in for rest of day.In all the excitement,he couldn't wait to get home and read the book.Imagine his surprise when on page 2 there's a picture of Lee Lieutenants cutting wood bare chested.Not too detered,he quickly read the book,put in on EBay and got £75 for it.The mystery buyer is believed to be ex Southampton footballer David Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 This is on a similar scale of stalking as Sam and the hotels. Fair play to Mark though, at least he gets a fare out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Baggins Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Taxi Mark - If you ever pick up Gustav Smith or Lee Majors you are in for one hell of a tip and a masterclass in the art of Bullfinches and Aardvarks.My Uncle picked him up from East Midlands airport about 6years ago.He wanted to go to Ripon to check out a Bullfinch sanctuary which to all rumour had been taken over by Collard Doves.My Uncle got him there in 40mins,got a £30 tip and best of all,a signed book called "My family and other Aardvarks".My Uncle decided to ring Citycabs and tell them he was sick and wouldn't be in for rest of day.In all the excitement,he couldn't wait to get home and read the book.Imagine his surprise when on page 2 there's a picture of Lee Lieutenants cutting wood bare chested.Not too detered,he quickly read the book,put in on EBay and got £75 for it.The mystery buyer is believed to be ex Southampton footballer David Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Why did it take him two hours to get home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iron Hunter Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 GHS - Early morning sense of humour breakdown?.Ok,will only do the Gustav/Lee/Aardvarks/Bullfinches stories on request.Satisfied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Baggins Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 GHS - Early morning sense of humour breakdown?.Ok,will only do the Gustav/Lee/Aardvarks/Bullfinches stories on request.Satisfied? Iron Hunter - Lacking in ANY humour. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iron Hunter Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 GHS - You don't by any chance watch Keith Lemon and Benidorm do yer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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