alanharper Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Few years ago my mate randomly shouted "Marsden! Orchestrate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 I was at Argyle donkeys years ago...Tommy Tynan was tying his bootlace by the touch line during a break in play and some Plymothian, in a broad Devon accent , shouted " Left over right, right over left"....maybe you had to be there to hear it, but it had me chucklin' all afternoon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyn8484 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) Not long after the Nayim lob, we played Arsenal at Home. As Seaman ran towards the goal in front of the Kop at the start of the 2nd half we were all waving our hands up in the air in a flappy motion. Fair play to Big Dave, he seemed to take it well and had a chuckle. Edited July 21, 2014 by martyn8484 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooh Lala Sibon Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When Bothroyd was on loan to us he tweeted "Got a flat tyre" to which i replied " you are a flat tyre"... Then he blocked me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) When Bothroyd was on loan to us he tweeted "Got a flat tyre" to which i replied " you are a flat tyre"... Then he blocked me Surprised he bothered to reply, didn't seem bothered about doing anything. Especially when it came to playing for us. #slothroyd Edited July 21, 2014 by Simaniac Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Not long after the Nayim lob, we played Arsenal at Home. As Seaman ran towards the goal in front of the Kop at the start of the 2nd half we were all waving our hands up in the air in a flappy motion. Fair play to Big Dave, he seemed to take it well and had a chuckle. He was probably chuckling at our originality having seen it all before, we didn't play Arsenal at Hillsborough until 11 months after that Nayim lob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyn8484 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 He was probably chuckling at our originality having seen it all before, we didn't play Arsenal at Hillsborough until 11 months after that Nayim lob. Any footballer that can have a laugh with you rather than take it the wrong way will always get my respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconi Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Come on Wednesday, you're playing like a load of ladies pee holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamsandwich Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 "Tudgay - I hope you get fock all for Christmas" During a particularly crap game in December. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Loved it at Liverpool in the League Cup quarter replay. Grobelaar came out to the Anfield Rd end packed with about 12,000 Wednesdayites all chanting "Zulu, Zulu" and then proceeded to conduct the chants himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooh Lala Sibon Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Surprised he bothered to reply, didn't seem bothered about doing anything. Especially when it came to playing for us. #slothroyd That's the thing he didn't he backed out and hid as per! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny owl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Nah den brunty waken di flipping ideas up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxondale Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Wasn't at Hillsborough, think it was Macclesfield away pre season about 10 years ago. Their keeper "Wilson" took a whole 45mins of light hearted abuse. "Wilson's mum" was the main theme. Think Kuqi got a hat trick that day I'm sure some Statto will know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 When I was a kid there used to be a Lay Preacher with a placard which read 'Repent and seek ye the Lord' every so often he would shout 'turn to the Lord'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedee Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 there was a bloke near me whose favourite phrase was Come on Wednesday get some blood your boots it used to get a few laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormOwl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 These are truly shocking and not one is funny Maybe you had to be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzybmzoo Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Wasn't the wittiest but it was all in the timing and delivery - to Leeds Utd's beleaguered goalkeeper who was having a whinge: "SHURRUP KENNY, YER NOBHEAD!!" The old ones are sometimes the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregjd Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 After receiving plaudits for his "powerhouse performance" in The Star the week before was having a stinker the following Saturday at Hillsborough. "Powerhouse?... Shitehouse!" piped up the old guy sat near to us to much mirth.. An "unacceptable these days" one from the same chap at night matches (aimed at Mark Chamberlain/Tony Cunningham, whoever) was "gi' it to't black lad and turn't leets aht!" It was all in the delivery though, like most of these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdaywizard Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 There's one particular one that stands out for me from the North Stand, we were playing Wolves and their winger Seol Ki-Hyeon was running down our side. Every time he got the ball this bloke screamed at the top of his voice "YOU EAT DOG" the context of what he was saying wasn't funny, it's, well.., racist, but his execution had us in stitches, really belting it out and breaking his voice for it. He must have really liked dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmo200 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) I didn't sit near enough to hear what he said but it was his posture and his clothing that did me - Kop every game, wearing a huge bright blue Suburu jacket, bloke was about 6'8, would stand with his arms out screaming at someone or something, well after everyone had forgot about it. His mate was about 5'2, I swear he hated it when we scored cos this bloke would literally throw him about, dive on him. My aim was always to sit close to him but he vanished after a season. I always wonder what happened to Suburu Man! Edited July 22, 2014 by Simmo200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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