splan80 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Back in the 90s when we played Southampton at Hillsborough, Tim Flowers was taking a goal kick when someone pipes up "Tim your mother's a pansy!' cue Tim turning around smiling. Also when we were in league 1 04/05 at Stockport, we basically took the wee wee out of Spencer their keeper for the whole 45 minutes. Including a good 10 of just shouting 'Spencer'. To be fair he took it in good humour and clapped us all at the end of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonk Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Who? Wakefieldowl?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 20, 2014 Author Share Posted July 20, 2014 Fans chant to Robbie Savage 'where's yer caravan?!' Savage to fans 'it's in Monaco!' Good comeback Savage is hilarious at times. Never takes himself too seriously. I loved this one at the World Cup... Savage's response? "Clarence never won worthington cup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splan80 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 On one of the last occasions Shaun Derry played against us he was wearing tights/leggings. We soon cottoned onto this fact with a round of 'Why you got tights on' every time he touched the ball. Classic away chants were a plenty against Birmingham in the cup when Megson had just taken over (and that famous Morrison non-challenge) but as we were playing poo poo the chanting was focused on this chav and a lass trying to give us grief. Our replies included 'Tracksuit from matalin' 'she's got chlamydia' and 'shagging your sister' . To be fair we saw him and his mates in the pub after the game and he took it all in good humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS5swfc Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Last season when dean gerken was time wasting someone shouted kick the ball you f'cking pickle tickled me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Not at the footy but at Old Trafford cricket ground for a roses Natwest Cup quarter final. Got sat on the top tier of the only two tier stand in the ground at that time and fluked being sat with a load of Yorkshire lads. Midway through lancashires failed run chase, everyone has had a fair few beers, and this bloke looks up at the Natwest 'blimp' and declares ' tha's f u c k e d if that's only cashpoint tha can use' Much laughter ensued from all those within earshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatfordOwl Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 During David Pleat's final home game managing us v Crystal Palace - he was out on the touchline for pretty much the whole of the game to which a fan in the South Stand shouted 'Get back ont bench Pleat - tha's not ont flipping kerb now tha nows!' Harsh and should not have laughed at it - but it lightened things up at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormOwl Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Peter Shilton got dogs abuse away at Derby for his indiscretions, think it was someone called Tina Best one I can remember was in the seats at the old Dell, someone shouted at the linesman, you run like you've got rickets Edited July 20, 2014 by NormOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukestheman82 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 If I could make 3 changes I'd sub the ref and the 2 linesmen. Carlton Palmer. negged you by accident mate, ment to plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Starling Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Guy who used to sit next to me, hated Nigel Worthington with a passion. Old Irish went down in a heap, just in front of us. Bob was up on his seat shouting " get f**king blacksmith on". I was at a game in 89 against Liverpool when someone moaned about Worthington. His next comment to his mate was that Dalian Atkinson was going to Juventus at the end of the season while Worthington was going to Fray Bentos (they make pies for younger posters). For the record I liked Worthington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranchrat Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 We're taking a corner, away team break, players trying to get back, cue old bloke in front of me shouts,"Get moving Potter, tha' wants some er that UB40 on thi knees!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 We sit in the south , when Alan Harper was playing for Everton he came to the wall in front of us and my brother shouted " Harper tha bizzare"! (one for the oldies Neil) Harper told him to f*** off --- which was nice---!! A steward had a word with our kid after the game and said did we want to report Harper for swearing!!! I always find the none swearing put downs much funnier than the swearing ones, I often refer to the lino on our side as being a "dolls head" or "dolls frock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 These are truly shocking and not one is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Some classics on here I think I will be laughing for a week after reading these corkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philswiz Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Season before last Wayne Bridge trying to sneak a good 10 yards for a throw in. A bloke from North shouts, 'that's a Bridge too far'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuthaMucker Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Brighton away, aimed at Wayne Bridge 'there's only one John Terry' Anything aimed at Paddy Kenny and Warnock cause they give a bit back Edited July 20, 2014 by FuthaMucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfast owl lad Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 "branson,you've got the first touch of a rapist"! me to TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Boxing day in the prem v Leicester "flip off Heskey tha's done nowt since t'Green Mile" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 My brother to Jeffers " I've seen more life in a junior aspirin " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dunellaowl Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 "You look so old it's unbelievable" A bloke on the north aimed at rotherhams goalkeeper Andy Warrington!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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