@owlstalk Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 What position would they play? Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I didn't know nick Clegg had all them tattoos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted April 26, 2015 Author Share Posted April 26, 2015 I didn't know nick Clegg had all them tattoos yeah He'd pledged before the last election never to get any. Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beholder Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I have a Pavlovian response to seeing their faces. Instant hate. There is no Wednesday player who has done that to me. Putting them two in Wednesday shirts is sacrilege Neil shame on you !!😡😡😠😖 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUowl Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Well neither would be up front. Ba Dum Chisch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POWP Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 obviously player managers. the cuts they'd make to the squad would be along the lines of cutting the goalkeeper and just playing with 10 men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edinburghowl Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Cameron would be Semedo. Hugely popular despite having limited talent. Clegg would be Maghoma. Promises loads, never delivers, and nobody likes him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Cameron should play upfront Imagine how many headers he'd score with that massive forehead of his He'd have broke the net down and killed 4 fans on the kop with nuhiu's chance the other week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Cameron would be right wing, whilst Clegg would make up the bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolaOwls Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Ed milliband would be Jon beswetherick. Should be left back......... In Scotland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Clegg would be an unexciting utility player. Cameron would be a greedy winger that only passes to the rich players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Cameron would claim to play centre-midfield, move wildly to the right after five minutes and sell the stadium to Tesco at half-time. And then turn up for the second half having forgotten which team he played for. Clegg might not even get a game, but if he did he'd play for 89 minutes for the other team, then pretend he hadn't for the last minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling Wolfe Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Cameron could play the toilets that you sit on cos he's a sh!thouse and Clegg would be the urinal getting p!ssed on all the time and I would save mine up all fortnight Edited April 26, 2015 by Owling Wolfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james o connor Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Clegg would be Helan.... Utterly useless Cameron would be Hutchinson... Has a large bunch of followers despite being useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I'd probably just let them play in the band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Ed miliband would be Ozzie owl. Nick clegg would be Sam Hutchinson, promised a lot came in lasted 10 mins then hardly seen again. David Cameron would be Stevie May, came with promise struggled in his first term but hoping for next term. Nigel Farage would be Tango playing in the band. Some people like them some don't but creates a talking point. Rest of them are transfer listed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adelphi1867 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 That is the only thing that would force me to stop supporting the Wednesday. A right wing Tory idiot and a bloke who jumps on any passing Bandwagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swintonowl1999 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Boris Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumboldowl Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 If Cameron and Clegg played tor Wednesday I'd buy a season ticket at Bramall Lane. I can't say any more that, considering that I've held one at Hillsborough since 1961. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ellis Rimmer Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 If Cameron and Clegg played tor Wednesday I'd buy a season ticket at Bramall Lane. I can't say any more that, considering that I've held one at Hillsborough since 1961. ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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