Popular Post siowls Posted October 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2021 There was a very angry shouty man sat behind me who, whenever Johnson gave the ball away, projected sputum into my hair. Frustratingly, Johnson gave the ball away many times during the game and I received a full load. Although I usually enjoy sharing bodily fluids with other people. I find it a bit disconcerting how he only seems to want to do it in my hair. Should I feel hurt by this? Should I ask him to aim for other parts of my body? Should I tweet Johnson and ask him to stop giving the ball away? How would you deal with this? 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSN SYSOP Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, siowls said: There was a very angry shouty man sat behind me who, whenever Johnson gave the ball away, projected sputum into my hair. Frustratingly, Johnson gave the ball away many times during the game and I received a full load. Although I usually enjoy sharing bodily fluids with other people. I find it a bit disconcerting how he only seems to want to do it in my hair. Should I feel hurt by this? Should I ask him to aim for other parts of my body? Should I tweet Johnson and ask him to stop giving the ball away? How would you deal with this? Sharing bodily fluids with others Your on wrong forum mate Xhamster is good allegedly for that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Could have been shandy pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMOwl72 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Pin this. It could be used as a measure of success. The less spit in siowls hair = the less Johnson gives the ball away = the better we play = the more points we get. Lets have a weekly update please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgyowl Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 I did tell the woman in front of me to stop turning round as i tyred to pep up my half time balti pie with a bit of man relish but to no avail . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasthagotanycheese Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 You sitting there while the bloke is gozzing in your hair is a little bit like Princess Margaret burning her feet getting into hot bath a few years ago. Most people would have just moved seat sharpish rather than opening a thread on Owlstalk about it. Its not like there aren't plenty of empty seats upwind of the phantom flobber is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 12 hours ago, siowls said: There was a very angry shouty man sat behind me who, whenever Johnson gave the ball away, projected sputum into my hair. Frustratingly, Johnson gave the ball away many times during the game and I received a full load. Although I usually enjoy sharing bodily fluids with other people. I find it a bit disconcerting how he only seems to want to do it in my hair. Should I feel hurt by this? Should I ask him to aim for other parts of my body? Should I tweet Johnson and ask him to stop giving the ball away? How would you deal with this? Roy Hattersley ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy W Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 12 hours ago, siowls said: There was a very angry shouty man sat behind me who, whenever Johnson gave the ball away, projected sputum into my hair. Frustratingly, Johnson gave the ball away many times during the game and I received a full load. Although I usually enjoy sharing bodily fluids with other people. I find it a bit disconcerting how he only seems to want to do it in my hair. Should I feel hurt by this? Should I ask him to aim for other parts of my body? Should I tweet Johnson and ask him to stop giving the ball away? How would you deal with this? Sit somewhere else Dont go at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Chuffin Johnson gave it away so many times yesterday, was giving him some reyt stick! Forgot to put me false teeth in though so ended up proper gozzing everywhere. Bloke in front looked like a seagull had taken a dump on his hair… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trev Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Tbh....Johnson is absolutely effing awful. How he played for so long at Championship level is amazing. Not seen him have a good game yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pughies Jockstrap Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 13 hours ago, siowls said: There was a very angry shouty man sat behind me who, whenever Johnson gave the ball away, projected sputum into my hair. Frustratingly, Johnson gave the ball away many times during the game and I received a full load. Although I usually enjoy sharing bodily fluids with other people. I find it a bit disconcerting how he only seems to want to do it in my hair. Should I feel hurt by this? Should I ask him to aim for other parts of my body? Should I tweet Johnson and ask him to stop giving the ball away? How would you deal with this? If you can cope sounds like your onto a money spinner there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 9 hours ago, Hodgyowl said: I did tell the woman in front of me to stop turning round as i tyred to pep up my half time balti pie with a bit of man relish but to no avail . Is that a scene from 'Cats' ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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