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Has Snooty Gone Awol? - SWFC vs. Barnsley OMDT


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3 hours ago, Charles Clegg said:

Lord Snooty is well but tied up..... literally.

He was urgently called out early yesterday morning by an eccentric cousin who was being threatened with eviction from his family home.

A home with just 4 habitable rooms and lit by gas. There is no electricity; water is from a well etc etc......... internet??:laugh:

 

Snoots was about to nip down to the nearest village to knock off a quick OMDT when a van full of ruffians, masquerading as bailiffs, turned up and laid siege to the venerable building as his equally venerable cousin, Cedric barred the doors and took to the battlements.

A couple of well aimed chunks of masonry soon had the bounders below scampering for cover.    

 

When Cedric told Snoots to put the chip pan on the stove so that boiling beef dripping could be dumped on the invaders in any further attempt at forced entry, he demurred and urged caution.

When Snoots further declined to fire off a volley of arrows at the ne'er do wells hiding behind their van, Cedric accused Snoots of being a traitor and bound him tightly with a bell rope until such time he decides on "who's side he is on"

 

Stubbs who is staying at the 'Staughtered Lamb' in nearby Wetwang is planning a rescue attempt but it is thought that this could take several days.

Hopefully Snoots can safely be returned home in time to write a OMDT for the Millwall game

 

 

 

Cedric's.jpg

 

Looks like the Dingles hitched their horses and caravans in the back garden and stayed their for a week tbh

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1 minute ago, Holmowl said:

Really excited by that half.

 

Fabulous fabulous fabulous.

 

More of the same and we should pull away from them.

 

All 11 get praise for that half. 

I thought we looked decent but not great, I don't like Conceding so much of the ball to a team like Barnsley. We should have the quality to dictate play imo. 

 

Hopefully Bullen can make a few tweaks. 

 

We do look dangerous from the wings, hopefully as they take more risks even more space will become available. 

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Reyt 

 

Hard going against the wind that half but 

 

Odobajo is not a fullback , I never thought I would say this but get Fox on and Palmer to right back . 

 

Borner needs to get to grips with his ariel challenges 

 

Lees outstanding , great save from Dawson at the end 

 

If Murphy gets his confidence we have some player 

 

Missing BB if Lee tires we might struggle in the middle 

 

Probably get to see Massive at some point 

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A point to make that someone else will nick and turn into a thread later as per usual.......

 

We have goals all through the team now (apart from Palmer). This will make a massive difference during this, our promotion season.

 

Tea leaves say 3-0 with goals to come from Fletcher and Palmer (see above comment). Palmer now bound to score. lol

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